long island business brokerage inc: CRASH COURSE IN MANAGEMENT - HUMOR & WISDOM - 12/03/08 08:43 AM
 LESSON 1: 
 A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.         The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.        When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.       Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'         
 After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
 The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.   When she gets to the bathroom, … (8 comments)

long island business brokerage inc: 11 VINCENT STREET, ROCKVILLE CENTRE, NY - VICTORIAN RENTAL - 11/30/08 11:24 PM
Life can be sweet, especially when you can grab a train and be in NYC in 35 minutes!  There is a direct non-stop express train moments from this Exquisite Victorian Townhouse that begins on the 2nd floor.

Private Entry, Original Hardwood Floors, Kitchen and Baths totally updated...crown molding, ceramic tile, new appliances, tons of storage, ALL UTILITIES INCLUDED even 1 DVR, All Gold Package Movies AND HiSpeed Internet!
Do you love this Granny Porch?
                         
You even get GARAGE Parking!

Add all the above with a fantastic school District, Rockville Centre, on the corner of a Cul-de-Sac.  Rent … (0 comments)

long island business brokerage inc: What else? POLITICS!!!! & HUMOR - 10/17/08 12:56 PM
While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. "Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you." "No problem, just let me in," says the senator. "Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose … (7 comments)

long island business brokerage inc: POLITICS 101 - EVEN I CAN UNDERSTAND THIS! HUMOR - 10/15/08 09:49 AM
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
 
Dad says, 'Well son, l et me try to explain it this way:
 
I am the head of the family, so call me The President.
 
Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the
 
Government..
 
We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you
 
the People.
 
 
The nanny, we will consider her the
 
Working Class.
 
And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
 
Now think about that … (11 comments)

long island business brokerage inc: A HUMOROUS START TO THE NEW YEAR - 10/01/08 09:14 PM
Wishing you all a very Happy, Healthy, and prosporous year ahead!  Lashana Tova!
 
On the morning of Rosh Hashana as the congregation was filing into the sanctuary, Rabbi Feldman noticed little Max standing in the foyer of the synagogue staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names, with small American flags mounted on either side of it. The six-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the Rabbi walked up,stood beside the little boy, and said quietly, 'Boker tov, Max. ''Boker tov, Rabbi Feldman,' he replied, still focused on the plaque.  'Rabbi Feldman, … (8 comments)

long island business brokerage inc: BAY SHORE NY, PINE AIRE DRIVE - COMMERCIAL - PUBLIC STORAGE - 09/27/08 09:31 AM
I have a shy 2 Acres available on Pine Aire Drive in Bay Shore, NY that has been down zoned from residential to INDUSTRIAL 1. 
This property has already received approval for a PUBLIC SELF STORAGE Facility and is waiting to be developed and sold or developed and operated.
There are over 26,000 square feet of self-storage space approved.  The location has its own exit from the Sagtikos Expressway and runs along side the Long Island Railroad.

HIGH TRAFFIC LOCATION - PERFECT FOR PUBLIC STORAGE FACILITY - 4 BUILDINGS APPROVED

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