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Real Estate Agent - Sotheby's International Realty - BRE # 01362887
A very humorous Blog that highlights gaffes from the MLS & ad bloopers.
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 Welcome back to the Blooper Blog. The week is in full swing, and the MLS is already rife with gaffes. Are agents typing their listing remarks while perched on bar stools at Hooters? Check out these hilarious typos:Dare I Inquire?“Do nut park in back” (Sign at L.A.P.D. headquarters.)“A grate deal...
04/30/2019
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 Flowers for my AR Friends in this glorious season. Wishing you all a blessed weekend of love, hope and renewal.  PEACE AND LOVE
04/20/2019
     Well it's Blooper Day again folks, and some of these comments and advertising blunders were dead on arrival. Maybe these descriptions won't help sell listings, but at least they may provide a chuckle or two. Please enjoy: Call A Doctor “Fatal inspection completed.” (May you rest in peace.) “...
04/08/2019
 Hi Friends - Welcome to Blooper Friday. Some things never change, and it seems that a lack of proofreading is one of them. Here are some new bloopers and a few of my favorite oldies for your pleasure. Please enjoy these hysterical gaffes:  Cooking Your Own Goose?   "Extra oven, warm drawers" (Th...
03/29/2019
Just wanted to share this article from Sunday's LA Times with my AR Family. TGIF!  
02/15/2019
 ​ Hi friends – Happy 2019! It seems we have started with a blast of bloopers, but it’s always good to begin the new year with a smile. Please enjoy:   A Cut Above   “Built-in book shives” (This must be cutting edge literature.)    "Nice House - creek runs through it"  (Maybe it's time to call Ro...
01/06/2019
My beautiful and beloved state is on fire, and my friend’s Malibu home burned to the ground. We are all devastated. There are no words to express the gratitude we have for our brave firefighters... GOD BLESS & PROTECT OUR BRAVE FIREFIGHTERS & FIRST RESPONDERS  The Entertainment Industry Foundatio...
11/11/2018
 If selling houses is like selling dreams, then welcome to my nightmare. Check out these hilarious bloopers that may convince buyers NOT to buy a home:Interpreter, Please?“Iv covered walls” (You're selling Mayo Clinic?)“No night hors” (Tell that to the gals working Hollywood Blvd.)“Wall rocks in ...
10/26/2018
Hi Friends, some of you asked for another MLS blooper post, so I aim to please. Here is a mixture of some new head-scratching bloopers, as well as some of my old favorites that I thought were so funny they deserved another round:  Plug In The George Foreman“Radiation heat” (Buy, fry, and die.)"Re...
07/28/2018
 This is pre-vacay hustle week, so for your amusement,  I am re-posting one of my Blooper Blogs with a few new additions. One field of study in education must be in hibernation, my friends – spelling! But how much fun would we have if we couldn’t occasionally laugh at some of these ridiculous gaf...
06/26/2018
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