Sherlock of Homes

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Real Estate Agent - Sotheby's International Realty - BRE # 01362887
A very humorous Blog that highlights gaffes from the MLS & ad bloopers.
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Welcome to your own private Oasis located in the coveted Bel Air hills. 4 bed, 3 bath, 2757 sq ft beautifully renovated one story home. This magical property is just under an acre in size with an extensive, sprawling multi-leveled backyard which includes a sleek deep water pool & spa and fruit or...
08/23/2020
  It's Blooper Day, friends. Spelling and grammar still seem to be a challenge to many...with some hilarious results. Thanks to all of you who contributed these great gaffes from the MLS and local ads:A Pig in A Poke "House on downslop" (This must be a pigsty.)"Soda in den not included" (How abou...
08/20/2020
Hi Folks - There were some hilarious real estate advertising bloopers this week, and I have also added a few of my all-time favorites. I hope you enjoy them as much as I enjoyed discovering them!Tokes and Blokes“Come joint us at the open” (A high time hosted by Willie Nelson.)“Aroach from Sunset ...
07/27/2020
  Hi My AR friends! I know we can all use something to lift our spirits, so I am reposting one of my blooper blogs, and I have added a lot of new material. If you laugh just once, then it was worrth the time. Stay safe and well! Huh?"Off-side parking" (I told you not to  drink and drive.)"Located...
05/13/2020
CORONA LOCKDOWN STRESS GROOMING: Note to self:Two showers a day (Kill time counting tiles), Shave legs often (I think I see bone), Pluck eyebrows (I'm down to one), Trim bangs (I'll miss those), Polish nails (It's hard to aim while drinking), Give self pedicure (I need a toe tourniquet), Give sel...
03/23/2020
  Blooper Day is back by request my friends. Please enjoy some of these oldies I posted, as well as a lot of new hilarious MLS gaffes to add to the bag of crazy: Fruits and Nuts"Raid your kitchen of empty wine bottles" (I'll bet I can kill off a good Cabernet faster than Raid. Just sayin'...)“Plu...
02/24/2020
 HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO MY A.R. FRIENDS!  WISHING YOU AND YOUR LOVED ONES BOUNTIFUL FOOD, WARM SHELTER, & UNCONDITIONAL LOVE  PEACE TO ALL ON EARTH                                                                                                                   GWEN BANTA                             ...
12/24/2019
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Dear AR Friends,My dog Buddy and I were attacked by 2 pit bulls last week while walking in my neighborhood. I only noticed them a split second before they jumped on me and took me to the ground. (I was holding my dog in my arms at the time.)  I sustained lacerations and bruises. Buddy ran, so the...
12/19/2019
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12/10/2019
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11/27/2019
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