Sherlock of Homes

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Real Estate Agent - Sotheby's International Realty - BRE # 01362887
A very humorous Blog that highlights gaffes from the MLS & ad bloopers.
RECENT BLOG POSTS
  It's Blooper Friday, folks, and Summer Daze seems to be rampant. Please enjoy these MLS and real estate advertising gaffes:Beans and Such“Open lentil 2:00”  (Clueless agent at 1:00) “Fruit archer in yard” (That explains the arrow in your gourd.) “Great color flavors” (Spoiler Alert: Licking lea...
06/01/2018
GWEN BANTA RELEASES NEWEST NOVEL!   The plot is deep and full of colorful details, twists and surprises, leading you to experience the action as if you are riding along with Sam. Great writing, and the intrigue of New Orleans and deep psychological drama make Inside Sam Lerner a must-read. Great...
05/20/2018
There are no secrets in LA! Word is out regarding who bought musician Moby's stunning home that I just sold, so I may as well share it with my AR family. Patrick Martin and I had the listing...and WE didn't leak it! Nevertheless, congratulations to all!  http://observer.com/2018/04/leonardo-dicap...
04/30/2018
 PROS AND CONS"This is a new con job” – (Obviously this is a government project.)“You can't heart noise” (Can you "heart" me saying that your spelling sucks?)“Many yucks plants” (Well that explains the cover charge.)“Attach your car to offer” (Competition just reached a new low in real estate.)"H...
04/27/2018
Hi Blooper fans. This must be a short blooper post as I am traveling, so I selected ten humdingers just to send you into the weekend with laughter. Thanks to AR's own fabulous Jane Peters for her incredible find! Please enjoy:  Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh My! "Big wok in closet" (Big fire truc...
04/06/2018
  It’s Blooper Friday, and the spelling and grammar rebels are at it again, folks. Welcome to the Blooper Blog. Please enjoy these hilarious gaffes: A Roo “Flex bedroos”  (The latest trend in kangaroo housing...) "Pants are optional choice" (Tell that to your arresting officer.) “Great locomotion...
03/16/2018
 Hi Friends - I am one day early with this week's Blooper Blog, but it's never too early for humor. Some of these MLS bloopers made me laugh aloud, so I hope they lift your spirits as well and start your week-end with a smile. Thanks to Jane Peters, Carla Muss-Jacobs for some great finds. I'm sti...
03/01/2018
  Ten Things To Consider Before Pummeling Your Traitor Client A Tongue-In-Cheek Analysis of the Desire For Revenge Scenario: So a client suddenly decided to place his offer directly through a young and hot listing agent he met last night at Bar One, even though he has been working with another ag...
02/21/2018
AR's own Mary Jo Quay was kind enough to interview me and then to write this post, so I want to share it with all of you. Be sure to check out her very active and informative blog at http://activerain.com/blogs/mjquay.  Thank you, Mary Jo!MARY JO QUAY       Before Gwen became a Realtor, she had a...
02/20/2018
Coming to Market Next Week!$4,495,000 Now complete after a 2 year renovation, Red Oak Manor in the Oaks of Los Feliz is the vision of musician and creative genius MOBY. Totally re-imagined, this 1926 generational masterpiece features 5 beds/8 baths. The grand public rooms boast towering ceilings,...
02/19/2018
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