I don't know about you, but I am on the verge of a breakdown. Why? Because I am so frustrated with the lending institutions that I have developed a drool, a twitch, and a wicked rash. I truly think the lending institutions are hindering our economic recovery. The bailout money is not translating...

01/28/2011

"Slightly Infected" - Sales Pitches to Die For

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Ya' know folks, I think I should get paid for being Captain of the MLS Police Force. I have so much activity that I'm pulling overtime. The good news is that there are a few perks: laughter, and a lot of blackmail material. Oh, and Lani and Benn made me a police hat out of a moldy old fruit cak...

01/21/2011

"Xtra Pot Available" - Mellow Yellow Real Estate

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There's a party going on, and somehow - thanks to the MLS - we all got invited. Call me mellow yellow, but is there a strange skunk-like smell in the room? Be careful reading this - you may get a contact high: The Brownies Taste Strange, and The Party Is Just Getting Started... "Dining area w/ ...

01/14/2011

Promises, Promises! (Resolutions of a Reprobate)

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Aaaraugh! This is the time of year when we are faced with New Year's resolutions, and I am hopelessly stumped. I try to set the bar low for myself, as I am notorious at tripping over the line within minutes of heralding the new year. I cannot stick to diets, and gym plans are about as realistic ...

01/07/2011