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I know you have been waiting for a joke blog from me for some time Mirela... here's a little something that's sure to offend someone... John McCain, Hillary Clinton, and Barack Obama all die and go to heaven. God looks down from his throne and asks McCain, "Do you think you deserve to be in heave...
Here are 10 useful words/terms which don't currently exist in the English language...maybe they should: AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks'trus): Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub tap on and off with your toes. LACTOMANGULATION (lak' to man gyu lay' shun): Manhandling the "open here" spout on a mi...
"Equal" is not always synonymous with "the same." Men and women are created equal. But, boys and girls are not born the same. 1. You throw a little girl a ball, and it will hit her in the nose. You throw a little boy a ball, and he will try to catch it. Then it will hit him in the nose. 2. You dr...
I saw this one and couldn't help laughing (sometimes the simple ones are the best): A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"Barman says: "No."Duck says: "Got any bread?"Barman says: "No."Duck says: "Got any bread?"Barman says: "No, we have no bread."Duck says: "Got any bread?"Barman say...
When acting as a Buyers agent, I try to impress upon my clients the importance of being pre-qualified for a mortgage.  Imagine falling in love with your perfect home after searching for weeks, or even months, only to find out that you do not financially qualify to purchase it. First, determine th...
You  know, I have always looked at the world just a little bit differently than most; because of that, I usually question a lot of things that I see and hear.  The following are questions that have intrigued me at one time or another during my life:  Have you ever wondered... if all the world is ...
Some of you may have noticed that I have been particularly quiet over the last two months, due to circumstances beyond my control.  My apologies to those of you whom have been loyal readers of my blogs, and also to those of you whom I have promised my support in the way of regular comments. After...
In light of all of the talk I am hearing about the market being "down" n Halifax, I thought I would look at what the CMHC reports are telling us.  Here's what I found: NEW CONSTRUCTION: The overall pace of residential construction activity across Halifax is eased slightly this year, and is expect...
I admit that I don't know much about the stock market, but it seems to me that the time to invest is when it is down (as in "now"), in order to make a large return when the market recovers.  However, whenever I see a blog or news article about the current financial situation, the consensus seems ...
With witches, ghosts, goblins, and super-heroes descending on neighborhoods across North America, I would like to offer some safety tips to help prepare for a safe and enjoyable Hallowe'en:  Costumes Make sure your child can be seen in the dark. Plan costumes that are bright and reflective. Consi...

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