friday funnies: LOL Friday - Times Two
- 07/08/11 04:59 AM
A married man was taking some time for himself, walking along the beach, when he found an old oil lamp. To get a better look at its condition, he tried rubbing the sand off. To his surprise, a genie popped out. "I am the genie of the lamp," he said. "To thank you for freeing me from my prison, I will grant you three wishes. However, you must keep this in mind. Whatever you wish for, your mother-in-law will receive twice as much." "OK," said the man. "I wish for one billion dollars." "Wish granted," said the genie. And a billion … (8 comments)
friday funnies: LOL Friday - Unfortunately Named Websites
- 04/01/11 09:48 AM
These are real websites (and completely safe to view at work) that have chosen some pretty unfortunate website names. http://www.whorepresents.com - Who Represents? Find out the names of celebrity representation. http://www.penisland.net - Get your mind out of the gutter. This is where you go to get customized pens for your business. http://www.therapistfinder.com - Find a therapist in California at the Therapist Finder website. http://www.speedofart.com - Speed of Art At least the Speed of Art website completely embraces its infamacy, with a link to other unfortunately named websites right on its front page. They're quite proud of it. Whatever works, I guess. … (11 comments)
friday funnies: LOL Friday - Crazy Dreams
- 01/14/11 12:20 PM
Crazy dreams! OK...80's music, Wayne Brady and Mike Tyson on FunnyorDie.com. How can you go wrong? Every Little Step with Mike Tyson & Wayne Brady from Mike Tyson Bobby Brown really needs to leave his shirt on. The "moobs" were a bit distracting. Now I'm going to have this song stuck in my head. But, that's OK. I'm a child of the 80's and LOVE IT! Have a great weekend everyone! Heather Chavez, Real Estate Virtual Assistant - Second Self Virtual Assistance: When There Isn't Enough of You to Go Around! … (0 comments)
friday funnies: Reasons to Smile
- 01/07/11 11:32 AM
A friend of mine sent these to me in an email and I knew I just HAD to share them. If you can't relate to at least one of them, you're just not human! Here's to getting your weekend started off right. Reasons to Smile... Heather Chavez, Real Estate Virtual Assistant - Second Self Virtual Assistance: When There Isn't Enough of You to Go Around! … (3 comments)
After Monday and Tuesday, even the CALENDAR says W-T-F! I really think I'll end up with Maxine's attitude when I'm of the elderly persuasion. I'm looking forward to it. Have a great weekend everybody! Heather Chavez, Real Estate Virtual Assistant … (9 comments)
A married man was taking some time for himself, walking along the beach, when he found an old oil lamp. To get a better look at its condition, he tried rubbing the sand off. To his surprise, a genie popped out. "I am the genie of the lamp," he said. "To thank you for freeing me from my prison, I will grant you three wishes. However, you must keep this in mind. Whatever you wish for, your mother-in-law will receive twice as much."
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