funny jokes: LOL Friday - Times Two
- 07/08/11 04:59 AM
A married man was taking some time for himself, walking along the beach, when he found an old oil lamp. To get a better look at its condition, he tried rubbing the sand off. To his surprise, a genie popped out. "I am the genie of the lamp," he said. "To thank you for freeing me from my prison, I will grant you three wishes. However, you must keep this in mind. Whatever you wish for, your mother-in-law will receive twice as much." "OK," said the man. "I wish for one billion dollars." "Wish granted," said the genie. And a billion … (8 comments)
funny jokes: Silly Valentine Jokes
- 02/05/11 03:31 PM
Q: What does a Valentine envelope say when you lick it?A: Nothing. It just shuts up!Q: What did the Valentine envelope say to the stamp?A: Stick with me and we'll go places!Q: How do two Valentines talk?A: Heart to heart!Q: What happened when two dogs met on Valentine's Day?A: Puppy love!Q: What do snowmen do on Valentine's Day?A: They throw a big Snow Ball!Q: What do you call two pigs that send each other Valentines?A: Pen pals!Q: What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?A: You appeal to me!Q: What did the painter say to her boyfriend?A: I love … (7 comments)
Q: Explain why phosphorous trichloride is polar.A: God made it that way. (How can you argue with logic like that!) Q: Briefly explain what hard water is.A: Ice (Can't be more brief than that!) Q: Name one of the early Romans' greatest achievements.A: Learning to speak Latin. Q: Name one measure which can be put into place to avoid river flooding in times of extensive rainfall (e.g. in Mississippi).A: Flooding in areas such as the Mississippi … (21 comments)
A married man was taking some time for himself, walking along the beach, when he found an old oil lamp. To get a better look at its condition, he tried rubbing the sand off. To his surprise, a genie popped out. "I am the genie of the lamp," he said. "To thank you for freeing me from my prison, I will grant you three wishes. However, you must keep this in mind. Whatever you wish for, your mother-in-law will receive twice as much."
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