funny story: LOL Friday: A Cardiologist's Funeral
- 09/24/10 02:55 AM
An acceptable reason to laugh at a funeral... A very prestigious cardiologist died and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe. Following the eulogy, the heart opened and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point, one of the mourners just burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, 'I am so sorry, … (16 comments)
funny story: Trulia's Definition of Profanity
- 02/04/10 12:41 PM
Something happened to me today while writing a blog post on Trulia that it made me laugh out loud and I just HAD to share. After I was through with my witty prose, I hit submit. Imagine my surprise when I was flagged and told in bright red letters: Trulia doesn't allow profanity. What in the world did I write that Trulia flagged as profanity? In the sentence "...not hard on the eyes", it flagged "hard on" as profanity. It would not let me submit the post until I changed the offensive phrase. While "hard on" was profane, "hard for" … (32 comments)
funny story: The Truth is Out There (And it Hurts)
- 11/05/09 04:16 PM
THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT HERE IN OUR OWN COUNTRY! We must stop this immediately!Have you noticed that stairs are getting steeper?Groceries are heavier and everything is farther away. Yesterday, I walked to the corner and I was dumbfounded to discover how long our street had become!You know, people are less considerate now, especially the young ones. They speak in whispers all the time! If you ask them to speak up, they just keep repeating themselves, endlessly mouthing the same silent message until they're red in the face! What do they think I am...a lip reader?I also think they are much … (32 comments)
funny story: DWI in a La-Z-Boy?
- 10/22/09 06:12 PM
Apparently, you can get a DWI while operating ANYTHING with a motor. A Minnesota man was arrested after plowing his motorized La-Z-Boy into a parked car. His blood alcohol level was 0.29, more than three times the legal limit. This motorized bad boy was tricked out with a stereo and cup holders. Who says Minnesota doesn't know how to party! Heather Chavez, Real Estate Virtual Assistant - Second Self Virtual Assistance: When There Isn't Enough of You to Go Around!
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funny story: LOL Friday: The Ticket
- 06/19/09 02:15 AM
A man was driving when a traffic camera flashed. He thought his picture was taken for exceeding the speed limit, even though he knew he was not speeding. Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but (again) the camera flashed. He thought this was quite funny, so he slowed down even further as he drove past the area, but the traffic camera flashed yet again. He tried a fourth time with the same result. The fifth time, he was laughing when the camera flashed as he rolled past at a … (29 comments)
funny story: WORDLESS WEDNESDAY: A Look Forward
- 04/29/09 09:44 AM
BECAUSE I CAN NEVER ACTUALLY BE "WORDLESS": My son's Winnie-the-Pooh is just looking at what lies ahead. Pooh's been with us since my son was four years old. He goes just about everywhere we do. When my son lost his Boppy, Pooh is the one that took his place. If you tell him I shared this photo with you, I will deny it! Heather Chavez - Second Self Virtual Assistance: When There Isn't Enough of You to Go Around! … (13 comments)
funny story: The Problems Some People Have
- 04/03/09 01:18 AM
A German woman divorced her husband because he "cleaned too much" and she had enough of it! I know alot of women who would LOVE to have this problem. (I do! I do!) My husband tends to leave a trail of clothing when he gets home. You can actually follow the trail of clothes to see where he has been in the house at any given time after he gets home from work. Although, when he decided that a wall was too dirty that it needed to be knocked down and rebuilt, I have to agree with the German wife. This … (13 comments)
funny story: Are You a Man or a Mouse?
- 04/03/09 12:57 AM
When I was pregnant, my husband and I rented one side of a duplex owned by my husband's Uncle Fred. Living out in an undeveloped area of Lake Elsinore, CA meant that the days were quiet, but the nights were full of life. One evening, when I was about six months pregnant, Uncle Fred came over to visit. It wasn't a very far way to travel, since he and his wife lived in the other half of the duplex. Suddenly, a small, scurrying movement caught the corner of my husband's eye. Both Uncle Fred and I, of course, turned and gasped. … (12 comments)
An acceptable reason to laugh at a funeral... A very prestigious cardiologist died and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe. Following the eulogy, the heart opened and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point, one of the mourners just burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, 'I am so sorry, … (16 comments)
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