genie: LOL Friday - Times Two - 07/08/11 04:59 AM
A married man was taking some time for himself, walking along the beach, when he found an old oil lamp.  To get a better look at its condition, he tried rubbing the sand off.  To his surprise, a genie popped out.  "I am the genie of the lamp," he said.  "To thank you for freeing me from my prison, I will grant you three wishes.  However, you must keep this in mind.  Whatever you wish for, your mother-in-law will receive twice as much."
"OK," said the man.  "I wish for one billion dollars."
"Wish granted," said the genie.  And a billion … (8 comments)