lol friday: LOL Friday - Times Two
- 07/08/11 04:59 AM
A married man was taking some time for himself, walking along the beach, when he found an old oil lamp. To get a better look at its condition, he tried rubbing the sand off. To his surprise, a genie popped out. "I am the genie of the lamp," he said. "To thank you for freeing me from my prison, I will grant you three wishes. However, you must keep this in mind. Whatever you wish for, your mother-in-law will receive twice as much." "OK," said the man. "I wish for one billion dollars." "Wish granted," said the genie. And a billion … (8 comments)
lol friday: LOL Friday - Unfortunately Named Websites
- 04/01/11 09:48 AM
These are real websites (and completely safe to view at work) that have chosen some pretty unfortunate website names. http://www.whorepresents.com - Who Represents? Find out the names of celebrity representation. http://www.penisland.net - Get your mind out of the gutter. This is where you go to get customized pens for your business. http://www.therapistfinder.com - Find a therapist in California at the Therapist Finder website. http://www.speedofart.com - Speed of Art At least the Speed of Art website completely embraces its infamacy, with a link to other unfortunately named websites right on its front page. They're quite proud of it. Whatever works, I guess. … (11 comments)
lol friday: LOL Friday - Crazy Dreams
- 01/14/11 12:20 PM
Crazy dreams! OK...80's music, Wayne Brady and Mike Tyson on FunnyorDie.com. How can you go wrong? Every Little Step with Mike Tyson & Wayne Brady from Mike Tyson Bobby Brown really needs to leave his shirt on. The "moobs" were a bit distracting. Now I'm going to have this song stuck in my head. But, that's OK. I'm a child of the 80's and LOVE IT! Have a great weekend everyone! Heather Chavez, Real Estate Virtual Assistant - Second Self Virtual Assistance: When There Isn't Enough of You to Go Around! … (0 comments)
After Monday and Tuesday, even the CALENDAR says W-T-F! I really think I'll end up with Maxine's attitude when I'm of the elderly persuasion. I'm looking forward to it. Have a great weekend everybody! Heather Chavez, Real Estate Virtual Assistant … (9 comments)
lol friday: Smarty-Pants Dance
- 10/01/10 01:58 AM
I'm happy to say that I've had a pretty good week. I've been troubleshooting and problem-solving all over the place. Woo-hoo! So, I have decided that I will be doing this every time I get an answer right, help someone out or do something that makes me realize my brain still works just fine, thank you. I'll have fun AND get some exercise. See? Win-win! If you ask me nice and I solve a problem for you, maybe I'll make a video of me doing the "Smarty-Pants Dance". I don't promise it will be this cute, but, what the hell!
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lol friday: LOL Friday: A Cardiologist's Funeral
- 09/24/10 02:55 AM
An acceptable reason to laugh at a funeral... A very prestigious cardiologist died and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe. Following the eulogy, the heart opened and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point, one of the mourners just burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, 'I am so sorry, … (16 comments)
lol friday: LOL Friday: Spider Cats
- 09/10/10 05:04 AM
Spider Cat, Spider Cat, does whatever a Spider Cat does. I wish I was as nimble as these little guys. Spiderman ain't got nuthin' on 'em. Even if you are a dog lover, you've got to love this video. Happy Friday, my Active Rain peeps. Oops! I better not "peep" around the cats or I might get gobbled up!
Heather Chavez, Real Estate Virtual Assistant … (5 comments)
Thus endeth the lesson. Remember: Women are angels. When someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly...on a broomstick. We're flexible like that. Heather Chavez, Real Estate Virtual Assistance - Second Self Virtual Assistance: When There Isn't Enough of You to Go Around! … (24 comments)
Q: Explain why phosphorous trichloride is polar.A: God made it that way. (How can you argue with logic like that!) Q: Briefly explain what hard water is.A: Ice (Can't be more brief than that!) Q: Name one of the early Romans' greatest achievements.A: Learning to speak Latin. Q: Name one measure which can be put into place to avoid river flooding in times of extensive rainfall (e.g. in Mississippi).A: Flooding in areas such as the Mississippi … (21 comments)
I am a true friend because: 1. When you are sad, I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew! 2. When you are blue, I wil try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile, I will know you are plottign something that I must be involved in.4. When you're scared, we will hightail it out of here.5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!6. When you are confused, I … (8 comments)
lol friday: LOL Friday: The Drinking Was the Worst!
- 11/13/09 12:49 AM
This is one of my family's absolute most favoritest commercials in the world. If you don't have a Kaiser Hospital in your area, you've probably never seen this before. This little boy is cute, hilarious and poignant all at the same time. Enjoy!
Heather Chavez, Real Estate Virtual Assistant - Second Self Virtual Assistance: When There Isn't Enough of You to Go Around! … (9 comments)
lol friday: LOL Friday: A Walk on the Wild Side
- 10/30/09 06:44 AM
When my son and I were at the store the other day, we walked by a whole rack of these. So, you know I just HAD to take a photo and share:
These delightful little "blankets with sleeves" now come in fun animals prints for you to endulge your "wild side" (it even says so on the box!). For those of you with absolutely no motor skills to maneuver the complexities of a blanket but are aware of your keen fashion sense, the leopard-print Snuggie is just the thing for you! Heather Chavez, Real Estate Virtual Assistant - Second Self … (20 comments)
lol friday: LOL Friday: Those Crazy Californians!
- 10/01/09 06:17 PM
This is why we are referred to as "Those Crazy Californians": 1. No vehicle without a driver can exceed 60 mph anywhere in the state. So, if you're going to be in a passenger seat of a car that has no driver, make sure you keep it at 59 or below, buddy! 2. Women may not drive in a house coat in California. They can, apparently, drive naked, though, as long as they don't get out of the car. 3. Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Yes, this is an actual law. It is our unalienable right as Californians to have … (22 comments)
lol friday: LOL Friday: Animals Say the Darndest Things
- 09/04/09 01:11 PM
From Funnie or Die. This video made me laugh so hard and I don't really know why. It might be because they make me think of my son as a little boy saying "Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mommie, Mommie, Momma, Momma..." Hey Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan - watch more funny videos Funny stuff to end the day. Hope you have a nice weekend! Heather Chavez - Second Self Virtual Assistance: When There Isn't Enough of You to Go Around! … (21 comments)
lol friday: LOL Friday: Where to Live After Retirement
- 09/04/09 01:47 AM
No matter which of these regions you live you, I'm sure you can relate: You can live in Phoenix, Arizona where..... 1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade. 2. You've experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl. 3. You can drive for 4 hours in one direction and never leave town. 4. You have over 100 recipes for Mexican food.5. You know that 'dry heat' is comparable to what hits you in the face when you open your oven door.6. The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and … (24 comments)
lol friday: LOL Friday: Bananas vs Cherries
- 09/03/09 06:03 PM
Beware the Banana KKK. They ride around on gummy bears lighting pretzel crosses on fire in front of Cherry homes. You see, Cherries are the natural enemy of Bananas because Bananas feel that Cherries act all high and mighty since they get to sit atop the ice cream sundae while Bananas have been delegated to a lifetime at the bottom of the banana split. And their name is actually part of the concoction, for goodness sakes! It's not a Cherry Sundae now, is it? Keep this in mind and hide your cherries next time you see one of these guys riding … (22 comments)
lol friday: More Random Ramblings
- 08/28/09 07:14 AM
Random Ramblings continued: - Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the___was going on when I first saw it. - I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I'm still the only one who really, really gets it. - How the hell … (11 comments)
lol friday: LOL Friday: Gotta Love the Drunks
- 08/28/09 06:43 AM
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door, where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!" "Well, you … (64 comments)
lol friday: Random Ramblings
- 08/28/09 04:27 AM
I received these Random Thoughts in my email and laughed so hard, I had to pass them along: - I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option. - More often than not, when someone is telling me a story, all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me. - Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. - I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have … (2 comments)
lol friday: LOL Friday: All Mixed Up
- 08/14/09 03:13 PM
Prison vs. Work (Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things a bit clearer)IN PRISON.. you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.IN PRISON..you get time off for good behavior.AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior.IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.IN … (17 comments)
A married man was taking some time for himself, walking along the beach, when he found an old oil lamp. To get a better look at its condition, he tried rubbing the sand off. To his surprise, a genie popped out. "I am the genie of the lamp," he said. "To thank you for freeing me from my prison, I will grant you three wishes. However, you must keep this in mind. Whatever you wish for, your mother-in-law will receive twice as much."
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