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In addition to doing full Home Inspections and Certified EIFS inspections, I also find myself doing quite a bit of trouble shooting for folks that are having problems in their homes and can't seem to pinpoint the cause.Today's mission was an intrusive inspection of a leaking shower base. The unit...
01/29/2008
I got a call from a landlord that is having a mold problem in one of her rentals. The problem has her in L&T court.After cleaning the mold, it reoccurs. She has informed me that the windows are sweating quite a bit, which by the way, are the problem areas.I asked her if she home had single pane o...
01/19/2008
Well, I feel like I just gave birth.I just finished an EIFS report using my new HomeInspectorPro report program. I had to create a template from scratch, which was a pretty awesome feat, since it is my first time using the program. There isn't any EIFS data in the program, so everything is custom...
11/07/2007
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A beautiful Woman was in the VIP lounge enroute to Seattle.  She was waiting to meet a very important, though tardy, client  who would fly to Seattle with her. While in the lounge, She noticed Bill Gates sitting on the chesterfield enjoying a cognac. She approached Mr. Gates and introduced hersel...
10/22/2007
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The Game WardenA hillbilly went hunting one day in Oklahoma and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn't like hillbillies. The game warden ordered the hillbilly to show his hunting license...
10/22/2007
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The "Stella Awards" are named after the 81-year-old woman, Stella Liebeck, who spilled hot coffee on herself and success-fully sued McDonald's in New Mexico for 2.9 million dollars. Ever since, the name "Stella Award" has been applied to any wild, outrageous, or ridiculous lawsuits - including bo...
10/20/2007
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While looking for some picture and jokes to post in a group that I started... for the sole purpose of posting "funnies", I came across this one. I felt that this one definately belongs in this group, so here it is.The name of the roup is; Laughter is the Best Medicine. Go check it out and PLEASE ...
10/19/2007
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Ok, I'm looking through some "funnies" that I'd like to post in order to get this group going. I came across some pictures that I thought maight be amusing. If anyone has anything they would like to share, please do.i want to that my brother for sending me these. He is a fountain of jokes and lau...
10/19/2007
I really enjoy posting jokes and funny stories, and the guys in my favorite groups usually tolerate me going off subject. Anyway, I've started a new group, for the sole purpose of posting these little tidbits of laughter. Please stop by, join in the fun, contribute.Laughter is The Best MedicineTh...
10/19/2007
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Happy Birthday Bob.We all love you. I wanted to get you a gift... Something really expensive, but had no idea what to get a man that already has everything. Anyway, I did the next best thing, I bought myself something instead. I want you to know, it gave me a great deal of pleasure.So, here I was...
10/17/2007
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