self shrinking: BULLETIN! Psychiatrists Take To Their Couches in Despair over Self-Shrinking Active Rain Community
- 09/22/06 03:25 AM
Since June of this year, there has been a growing concern among mental health professionals as their business has seen a dramatic decrease. "At first, we couldn't figure out what was going on," said local psychologist Sigismund Freed, smoothing his unruly white hair. "All my colleagues were seeing the same thing – this summer people stopped coming to talk to us. We thought it was just vacations, but now they should be back, and they're not." Dr. Freed's gnarled hands shook as he covered his face in despair. A committee of concerned scientists and counselors lead by Annabelle Phyllgoode began investigating (42 comments)