fayetteville arkansas real estate: Have you shown any listings in the “faubourg” to your clients? - 05/06/11 11:48 PM
 
Hope this one gets your attention.  Do you realize we do this all the time?  Do you realize once these are shown they may or may not be classified as such in a few years?  Do I have you confused yet I know I am…  Anyway the meaning of (fo’ boor’) is outside town hence suburb.  A city district that was at one time a suburb.  Tell me did I get you on this one?  Once a city takes in the suburb according to Webster’s ® it is no longer classified as a suburb but we still call them by … (6 comments)

fayetteville arkansas real estate: Do you “exhume” your clients? - 05/05/11 11:15 PM
 
Now if you are a repeat visitor to my posts you know not to jump to conclusions as I tend to play on words.  So with what you have read I again ask do you exhume your clients?  I do are at least I try.  If they don’t want to be exhumed there is nothing you can do about it.  Most of you have already come to a conclusion but the meaning of (eks hyoom”) is to bring to light; disclose; reveal.  So if you can’t get your clients to trust you with the real estate transaction do you really … (7 comments)

fayetteville arkansas real estate: Quotes from Hollywood Squares # 2 - 05/04/11 11:35 PM
Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?  A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom.  Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?  A.. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.  Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do?  A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark?  Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?  A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark..  Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything … (8 comments)

fayetteville arkansas real estate: Quotes from Hollywood Squares - 05/03/11 10:52 PM
 
I just post the facts otherwise no comments will get the rest next time.  Read and enjoy
Q.. Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat?  A. Paul Lynde: Loneliness!  (The audience laughed so long and so hard it took up almost 15 minutes of the show!) Q. Do female frogs croak?  A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.  Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be  A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.  Q. True or False, a pea can last as … (11 comments)

fayetteville arkansas real estate: White Men Can’t Jump!!! - 05/03/11 12:34 AM
 
OK for you movie fans of the title this is not about the movie.  What this is about are the girls…  Do I have a treat for you?  That’s not really a question…  Now, now don’t get ahead of me here because you will be disappointed.  As always the link is safe so click or copy and paste it.  Enjoy I had to watch it three times.  If I had to pick teams she would be my first choice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SqJz0NgnnE
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fayetteville arkansas real estate: Bar - 05/01/11 11:29 PM
 
I’ve seen bartenders before but nothing like this.  Click on the link or copy and paste it to your address bar and watch.  These people will make you watch this one more than once. As always the link is safe.  Sit back and enjoy the show.
http://file.qip.ru/embed/111226964/dfc05946
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fayetteville arkansas real estate: Pilot and the Pearly Gates!!! - 05/01/11 12:12 AM
 
A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates.  Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans.
 
Saint Peter addresses this cool guy, 'Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven? '
 
The guy replies, ‘I’m Jack, retired Continental Airlines Pilot from Houston’.
 
Saint Peter consults his list.  He smiles and says to the pilot, 'take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom.'
 
The … (12 comments)

fayetteville arkansas real estate: I often wonder if I ever will “deontology” with an ethical question. - 04/29/11 11:36 PM
 
OK boys and girls this one should cause you to look up the word but don’t bother cause you know I’ll tell you what it means shortly.  We as agents need to be mindful of this.  Even though no harm may be the result of you doing something you still could be called to account for your actions.  The meaning of (de’ an tal’e je) the ethical doctrine which holds that the worth of an action is determined as by its conformity to some binding rule rather than by its consequences.  Think about that one for awhile.
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fayetteville arkansas real estate: In a small Texas town - 04/29/11 12:12 AM
 
In a small Texas town, (Mt. Vernon) Drummond’s bar began construction on a new building to increase their business. The local Baptist church started a campaign to block the bar from opening with petitions and prayers. Work progressed right up till the week before opening when lightning struck the bar and it burned to the ground. 
The church folks were rather smug in their outlook after that, until the bar owner sued the church on the grounds that the church was ultimately responsible for the demise of his building, either through direct or indirect actions or means. The church vehemently … (6 comments)

fayetteville arkansas real estate: How a real man takes off his underwear - 04/28/11 01:15 AM
 
While I don’t really know why people like going to these I guess it’s a cultural type thing.  This moron tries something that could have cost him his life.  To each their own but for me you’re just asking for problems.  You should be able to open this by clicking on the link below.  It’s not very long but that is one lucky guy…
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBDQacEQ0EQ
 
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fayetteville arkansas real estate: Do you “behest” your contracts and clients? - 04/27/11 01:20 AM
 
You bet ya I do.  Did you know you are bound by your oath to do this?  When you fill out a contract or clients asks you to do this you need to head their request and get it done.  If you don’t you’re a big boy or girl and it’s your decision but I’ll read about you in the paper or watch you on TV.  Now for the meaning of (be hest’) an order, command or request.  If a client requests you to do something you need to get it done.  In the contracts you are to fill in … (5 comments)

fayetteville arkansas real estate: OH say can you see? - 04/26/11 12:19 AM
 
This was sent to me yesterday.  I didn’t look at it until today and thought the message spoke volumes.  How does this relate to real estate you may ask?  If I need to explain it you might want to take a look in the mirror.  How many opportunities do you see every day and do not take advantage of them?  Enjoy the video and have a good day.
You may need to copy and paste but whatever you’ll be glad you saw it.
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hzgzim5m7oU
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fayetteville arkansas real estate: You wouldn't listen to reason and this is what you get... - 04/24/11 12:30 AM
 
I’ve written on this before not so long ago.  What’s amazing to me is it just happened to me and being the fun loving guy I am I have decided I should past this on to all or my AR friends. Please feel free to pass this along to your friends.  Don’t you just love the fellowship we share on Easter Day?  I sure do so click on the link and enjoy.
http://www.terrisfp1.com/holidays/chick.html
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fayetteville arkansas real estate: Mommy was a Marine - 04/23/11 12:00 AM
 
 The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:  Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.  The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular types of stuff:  spilled milk and pennies saved.  But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Janie was left. "Janie, do you have a story to share?" 'Yes ma'am.  My daddy told me a story about my Mommy.  She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit.  … (10 comments)

fayetteville arkansas real estate: Don’t “defalcate” your broker or clients… - 04/22/11 12:21 AM
 
Again don’t go looking for word to recognize this word.  Every so often when I get the magazine from my Real Estate Commission I read about agents who do this.   For the life of me I can’t understand why they would do this but I think they believe they can get away from it.  Anyway the meaning of (de fal’kat’) to steal or misuse funds entrusted to one’s care.  Those earnest money checks for me are too hot to handle and I usually don’t ask for earnest money.  What about you?
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fayetteville arkansas real estate: Love you. - 04/21/11 12:16 AM
 
Man sitting at home on the verandah rocking in a rocking chair drinking a beer with his wife and he says, "I love you "She asks, "Is that you or the beer talking?" He replies, "It's me............. talking to the beer."  Enjoy your day this guy sure didn’t.  I understand he will recover from his wounds.  Police stated it was justified and no charges would be filed. 
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fayetteville arkansas real estate: Another blonde joke - 04/20/11 12:04 AM
 
 
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fayetteville arkansas real estate: Southern Skinny Dippin'... - 04/18/11 11:18 PM
 
An elderly man in Arkansas owned a large farm for many years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed it up really nicely, along with some picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.    One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.   He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.   As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. When he came closer, he realized it … (11 comments)

fayetteville arkansas real estate: Has anyone ever “japed” you? - 04/18/11 12:02 AM
 
OK don’t going getting bent out of shape it’s not what you think.  I know I’ve had it done to me on more than one occasion.  I in fact have done this to other people and still do so to this day.  As for myself I’ll do this until the day I die and might even leave a reminder after death just as a “got ya last”.  The meaning of (jap’) a joke or jest, to play tricks on.  I love it and not only can I dish it out I can take it to.  What about you?
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fayetteville arkansas real estate: Dead man walking!!! - 04/17/11 12:33 AM
 
This explains why I forward jokes, and it says it all for me. A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead. He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years. He wondered where the road was leading them. After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the road. It looked like fine marble.. At the top of a long hill, it was broken by a tall arch that glowed … (11 comments)

 
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