real estate humor: A Little Holiday Humor- The Pushy Real Estate Agent - 09/05/09 06:52 AM
This labor day weekend has us working overtime, so for all of you enjoying the holiday weekend, I thought it would be fun to post this clip of a rather obnoxious real estate agent.  I got a laugh out of it, and I hope you do too! Now if only we got shows like this here in the United States, I'd be a happy guy!

 

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real estate humor: How Not to Take Real Estate Photos - 05/07/09 08:14 AM
A common complaint among home sellers is that photos that are taken to market their home look less than stellar.  I know how to take a good photo, but my brother knows how to take a GREAT photo.  I know my limitations, and I leave the photo taking up to him.
I saw a wonderfully terrible photo in a listing recently, and it reminded me of just how many factors come into play when photographing real estate.  They say a picture is worth a thousand words, and this one says more than that.  It's a perfect example of things to AVOID … (13 comments)

real estate humor: If Granite is Standard, How About An "EMERGENCY PARTY BUTTON"?? - 05/13/08 06:46 AM
    Here it is, the ultimate bachelor pad accessory!!  Feeling Blue?  Down in the dumps 'cuz you just got dumped?  Well, worry no more, because the Emergency Party Button is here!!    With a hot accessory like this, you don't even need to worry about inviting friends, with the strobe lights and fog, they're sure to find you!  This all-in-one system packages everything but the drinks in a simple push of a button!    Within seconds, your drab little apartment can become the hip party hot-spot you want it to be!!  Call now to order yours today!!
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The Benya Group

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