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THIS WON’T WORK IN TUCSON. NO BASEMENTS.GO TO AN OPEN HOUSE AND ASK THE REAL ESTATE AGENT IF THEY’LL STAND IN THE BASEMENT WITH THE DOOR CLOSED SO YOU CAN HEAR IF THE SCREAMS ARE AUDIBLE OUTSIDE.And, no, you're not actually supposed to do this. They made me say that.If I can ever provide more inf...
Listing Agent : "Can you fax me the offer?"Buyer's agent : "Sorry, I can't fax from where I live"Listing agent : "Oh, sorry. And where is that exactly"Buyers agent : "2018. I live in 2018, Bart.If I can ever provide more information about Tucson AZ real estate and surrounding areas, the housing ...
Beyond Bread ...Yep, that's because it has lots more than just yummy bread!Opened in 1998, Beyond Bread is a local make-from-scratch bakery and restaurant serving hand-crafted breads, sandwiches, soups, salads and decadent pastries for breakfast, lunch and dinner.Not a place to go on a diet. Sand...
This is one of my very favorite songs, and has been since I first heard it back in, wait for it, 1970. yes, it's that old, and I'm even older. I'm sure few of you go back that far!On occasion I wondered about the history, the origin, the reason for that song. never stopped to figure it out. Until...
Sorry, but this is laugh out loud REALLY FUNNY. Women can relate. Husband: My wife is missing. She went to rescue people from the flood yesterday and has not come home...Sergeant at Police Station: What is her height? Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall. Sergeant: Weight? Hus...
So...I walk into a book store....Me (Walks into bookstore)Me : Do you have any books on turtles?Clerk : Hard back?Me ; Yes, with little heads. This is all Gabe's fault, BTW. Some of his are groaners as well. Want a great REALTOR in Tucson?Google MeJon Quist, ABR, CRS, ePRO, GRIREALTY EXECUTIVES T...