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2011
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Tomorrow, January 23rd, don't expect me to answer my phone between 1:00 PM and 3:30 PM Arizona time. Da Bearzzzzzzzzzzz are playing that green team. GO BEARS!!!! See, I already know who's going to win, so I really don't need to watch it. But the kids are all going to the game, so, I'm goin...
01/22/2011
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If you're a car buff, you already know about the Barrett Jackson Auction held each year here in Scottsdale, AZ. Held at Westworld, at the loop 101 and Pima, in Scottsdale, Az, this auction attracts some very high rollers, car buffs and looky loos, like. The shops are to die for - you ...
01/21/2011
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Let me get this straight . . . . We're going to be "gifted" with a health careplan we are forced to purchase andfined if we don't, Which purportedly covers at leastten million more people,without adding a single new doctor,but provides for 16,000 new IRS agents, written by a committee whose chair...
01/19/2011
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To keep up with the 31 day blogging challenge for January, I provide this fervent wish: Dear God, All I ask for in 2011 is a big fat bank account and a slim body...please don't mix these up like you did last year. Amen Wonder if it will work? Hope your wishes for 2011 come true.
01/18/2011
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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:1. Innovative2. Preliminary3. Proliferation4. CinnamonTHINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:1. Specificity2. Anti-constitutionalistically3. Passive-aggressive disorder4. TransubstantiateTHINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:1...
01/17/2011
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Today, I read an obituary that made me sad, but made me think of the ABC TV show - What Would You Do hosted by John Quinones. A couple of years ago, I got a call from someone who found me from my blog and my webpage (now defunct) who wanted me to list their home. Upon arrival, a lovely couple...
01/14/2011
HAPPY NEW YEAR to my friends, clients and neighbors at Terravita in Scottsdale, AZ. If you're looking for a WONDERFUL subdivision, put Terravita, a guard gated golf course community on your list of homes to see. TERRAVITA_1/1/11 Located in north Scottsdale, AZ, this neighborhood...
01/14/2011
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Tim and Janice met on a singles cruise and Tim fell head over heels for her. When they discovered they lived in neighboring cities only a few miles apart Tim was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home. Within a couple of weeks, Tim had taken Janice to dance clubs, r...
01/12/2011
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This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience..It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this: What Makes 100%?What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?Ever wonder about those pe...
01/11/2011
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An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker. "Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?" he asks. "$ 100" she replies. In broken English, he says, "Do you do immigrant style?" "No" she says.. "I pay you $200 to do immigrant style." "No," she says, not knowing what immigrant style is. "I pay you $...
01/11/2011