humor: 5 Phone Tips for that Special Phone Caller - 07/11/07 05:10 PM
 
1. The Psychic Hotline CallerHave you ever received a call from a person you spoke with one or two times? They didn't identify who they were or leave their name but assume you know who they are Call your local phone company and charge them $2.99 for the first five seconds and $3.99 for each additional second thereafter.     State your name when calling or leaving a message.   
2. The Charlie Brown CallerWe've all received this call. Whaa Whaa Whaa Whaa. Sounds like an auctioneer on the other end of the Charlie Brown phone. Slow it down Road Runner, Wild E. … (5 comments)

humor: 10 changes in Real Estate in the Year 2093 - 06/28/07 02:39 PM
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1.  Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae merge forming the mega-government agency Mac Fannie.    
2.  Minimum down payment requirements for homebuyers is 10% (average US home price is $849,000).     
3.  Halliburton wins contract to develop all new homes on Mars.    
4.  Radiation (mainly from cell phones, Bluetooth, WiFi, refrigerators with TV's, etc.) is the new Mold.      
5.  Realtors rank #1 in highest and lowest paid professions.  
6.  Brick Front Homes are now illegal in 49 states except Texas.    
7.  Styrofoam Front Homes are the new fad.    
8.  1100 sq. ft condos … (5 comments)

 

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