monday morning humor: Tall Tales from the Gates of Heaven! (Humor)
- 09/01/13 08:43 PM
A man had just died and though he was not a religious man he found himself on his way to the gates of heaven. There he met an angel. The angel asked the man if he knew God's name. "Oh that's easy," the man replied, "I thought the question would be much harder." "'God's name Andy," the man answered quickly. "What make you think his name is Andy?" the angel asked incredulously. 'Well, you see at Church we used to sing this song, I think it was called a hymn, its words were 'Andy walks with me, Andy talks with … (4 comments)
monday morning humor: Tall Tales from the Pastor! (Humor)
- 08/25/13 07:37 PM
A few Sunday's ago, the pastor was greeting folks at the door after the Church service. A woman that was waiting to greet him, shook his hand and said, "Pastor, that was a very good sermon." The pastor was flattered but said, "Oh, I have to give the credit to the Holy Spirit." The woman responded, "Well, it wasn't THAT good!"
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monday morning humor: Tall Tales from Creation (Humor)
- 08/11/13 09:38 PM
Tall Tales from Creation Adam was walking in the garden and cried out to God, "You used to walk with me every day. Now I do not see you anymore. I am lonely here, and it is difficult for me to remember how much you love me." God said, "I will create a companion for you that will be with you forever and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. "Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept … (6 comments)
monday morning humor: Tale Tales from Singing in Church! (Humor)
- 07/21/13 08:34 PM
A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning. He said, "Today, in church, I'm going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn comes to your mind." The pastor shouted out "Cross." Immediately the congregation started singing in unison The Old Rugged Cross. The pastor hollered out "Grace." The congregation began to sing Amazing Grace. The pastor said "Power." The congregation sang There Is Power in the Blood. The pastor said 'Sex.' The congregation fell in … (9 comments)
monday morning humor: Tall Tales from a New Preacher! (Humor)
- 07/14/13 08:25 PM
A new preacher got his first assignment, and unfortunately as soon as he arrived several congregants died. In four weeks he did eight funerals and he didn't have time to write his regular Sunday Sermons. So he used the sermon from the his first Sunday...3 more times. The Church Council went to the Bishop complaining that this new pastor had used the same sermon 4 times in a row. The Bishop was thoughtful and asked what was the sermon's message? The Council members scratched their heads and hemmed and hawed - but they still couldn't remember. The Bishop said, "Perhaps we … (9 comments)
monday morning humor: Tall Tales from Orientation in Heaven! (Humor)
- 05/19/13 09:03 PM
Tall Tales from Orientation in Heaven! After a serious a car crash, three friends arrive in Heaven for orientation. They were all asked the same question: “When you are in the casket, friends and family are mourning over you, what would you like to hear them say about you?” The first guy immediately responds, “I would like to hear them say that I was one of the greatest doctors of my time and a great man.” The second guy says, “I would like to hear them say that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge … (9 comments)
A man had just died and though he was not a religious man he found himself on his way to the gates of heaven. 
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