Marge Coffing's (mcoffing) Blog

Did your parents say this phrase, "If at first you don't succeed, try try again"? Are you in the same club as I am, where we heard it so often it keeps ringing in our ears whenever we have a bad day? Or let's take, "not the year you thought it would be".It still makes sense. I'm basically an opti...

Outpatient..................A person who has fainted.Pap Smear...................A fatherhood test. Pelvis......................Second cousin to Elvis.Post Operative..............A letter carrier.Recovery Room............Place to do upholstery.Rectum................ ......Darn near killed him.Sec...

 I rear-ended a car this morning.   So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the  car. . . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny?   Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF!   He storms over to my car, looks up at ...

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all differentcolors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him.  The teenager would ...