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2007 

Did your parents say this phrase, "If at first you don't succeed, try try again"? Are you in the same club as I am, where we heard it so often it keeps ringing in our ears whenever we have a bad day? Or let's take, "not the year you thought it would be".It still makes sense. I'm basically an opti...
12/28/2007
Outpatient..................A person who has fainted.Pap Smear...................A fatherhood test. Pelvis......................Second cousin to Elvis.Post Operative..............A letter carrier.Recovery Room............Place to do upholstery.Rectum................ ......Darn near killed him.Sec...
12/15/2007
 I rear-ended a car this morning.   So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the  car. . . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny?   Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF!   He storms over to my car, looks up at ...
12/02/2007
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all differentcolors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him.  The teenager would ...
12/01/2007
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