humor: The Guys' Rules
- 11/15/08 02:39 PM
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down - My brother-n-law sent this to me. Hmmm, I wonder why? Finally, the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.)We always hear 'the rules' from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules!Please note: these are all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers.1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining … (1 comments)
humor: To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
- 11/15/08 02:30 PM
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a hair dryer At passing cars and see if they slow down.2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice !3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Marijuana'6. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'7. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see … (4 comments)
humor: Main Entrance
- 09/27/08 04:02 PM
A broker was dismayed when a brand new real estate office much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read 'BEST AGENTS'. He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading 'LOWEST COMMISSIONS'. The broker panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own real estate office. It read: 'MAIN ENTRANCE' … (0 comments)
humor: Addicted to AR - Need therapy!
- 08/30/08 07:40 AM
I had no idea what it would be like without AR! OMG! I got a virus in my computer a couple of days ago and it was one I couldn't get rid of on my own so I had to take the computer to the shop! I have been driving the technicians crazy calling every hour to see if it is ready. I can't do my blogs, or comments or networking that I'm used to. I didn't think it would be that big of a deal - after all it was just gonna be a couple of days, but I'm going … (12 comments)
humor: Better look at your Driver's License
- 08/30/08 07:22 AM
A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date. 'Mommy,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?' 'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. 'It's not polite.' 'OK', the little girl says, 'How much do you weigh?' 'Now really,' the mother says, 'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.' Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?' 'That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!' The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. 'My Mom won't tell me anything … (2 comments)
humor: Best deal in town!!!
- 08/13/08 05:48 PM
One Sunday afternoon a couple sees an ad in the paper. They can't believe their eyes. There is a house in the paper for $1000 that is in the nicest part of town. We are talking about a Highland Park mansion for $1000. They think this has to be a misprint, but decide to call anyway. They said to lady who answers we saw your ad, and realize it is a misprint correct. She tells them no it's not & you are actually the first ones to call. They decide to go look at the house. They race over as fast … (4 comments)
humor: Is your glass half empty or half full?
- 07/26/08 01:29 PM
Two real estate agents decided to start a new career in selling shoes. The two real estate agents went to Africa to open up new markets. Three days after arriving, one real estate agent said, "I'm returning on the next flight. Can't sell shoes here. Everybody goes barefoot."At the same time the other real estate agent sent an email to the factory that read: "The prospects are unlimited. Nobody wears shoes here!" So, it's up to us to decide if we want to look at the glass half empty or half full! Is it really a soft market? Many agents have … (10 comments)
humor: Letters to Landlord (Humor)
- 07/26/08 12:59 PM
Have tenants or not, I'm sure you'll enjoy these excerpts from actual letters sent to landlords. True, some tenants give us big headaches, but lines like these are priceless! Enjoy!The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared. I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfires and burnt my knob off. This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door. The toilet seat is cracked: where do I stand? I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall. I … (8 comments)
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down - My brother-n-law sent this to me. Hmmm, I wonder why?
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