realtor jokes: Appraisal Forms - The next generation
- 09/27/08 03:41 PM
NEW IMPROVED SPEEDY APPRAISAL FORMCustomer Name:________________________________________Subject Property Address:________________________________Description of Subject Property and Neighborhood:Subject property is located in _______________________, a popular, well-maintained area that has enjoyed dramatic appreciation over the past year. Most buyers appeared to be unconcerned with size or overall utility of these homes, and seemed to be paying between $____________ and $____________, regardless of difference in appearance, condition, age, etc.Market Value Assessment:For the above reasons, we estimate the Market Value of the subject property on this date to be:$____________(Loan agents to fill in blanks with assistance of any real estate salesperson.)I certify that I have not inspected, driven by, … (0 comments)
realtor jokes: Letters to Landlord (Humor)
- 07/26/08 12:59 PM
Have tenants or not, I'm sure you'll enjoy these excerpts from actual letters sent to landlords. True, some tenants give us big headaches, but lines like these are priceless! Enjoy!The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared. I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfires and burnt my knob off. This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door. The toilet seat is cracked: where do I stand? I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall. I … (8 comments)
NEW IMPROVED SPEEDY APPRAISAL FORMCustomer Name:________________________________________Subject Property Address:________________________________Description of Subject Property and Neighborhood:Subject property is located in _______________________, a popular, well-maintained area that has enjoyed dramatic appreciation over the past year. Most buyers appeared to be unconcerned with size or overall utility of these homes, and seemed to be paying between $____________ and $____________, regardless of difference in appearance, condition, age, etc.Market Value Assessment:For the above reasons, we estimate the Market Value of the subject property on this date to be:$____________(Loan agents to fill in blanks with assistance of any real estate salesperson.)I certify that I have not inspected, driven by, … (0 comments)
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