funny: LOL FRIDAY: Harry and the Stool Sample
- 01/08/10 04:48 AM
Harry, a 90-year old man, goes to the doctor accompanied by his much younger wife. The doctor examines him and then asks for a stool sample, a urine sample and a sperm sample. Harry, who’s hard of hearing, asks the wife to repeat what the doctor said. “He needs a stool sample, a urine sample and a sperm sample, Harry", says the wife. “What did the doctor ask for”, Harry asks again. “He needs you to give him a stool sample, a urine sample and a sperm sample”, says the wife, somewhat annoyed. “What”, asks Harry yet again. To which … (16 comments)
funny: LOL FRIDAY - Q & A
- 11/19/09 03:42 PM
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. Q. How do men sort out their laundry? A. Filthy, and filthy but wearable. Q. What is the definition of the perfect woman? A. A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub. Q. What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog? A. After a year, the dog is still excited to see you. Q. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? A. Anyone can roast beef. Q. … (15 comments)
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