its lol friday on the optimist group come join us and post something funny: LOL FRIDAY: Stock Market Terms
- 04/09/09 03:03 PM
CEO -Chief Embezzlement Officer. CFO- Corporate Fraud Officer. BULL MARKET - A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. BEAR MARKET - A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex. VALUE INVESTING - The art of buying low and selling lower. P/E RATIO - The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing. BROKER - What my broker has made me. STANDARD & POOR - Your life in a … (24 comments)
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