news: Today; 7/1/15 - 07/01/15 01:56 AM
High 92  Low 74  Chance of Storms "This is my last message to you:in sorrow seek happiness." - Fyodor Dostoyevsky... Al says - Medical Secretary blooper:               "The patient is tearful and crying constantly.                She also appears to be depressed."... Iran Nuclear Talks - Extended. As the U.N. nuclear agency -                                prepared to announce Tehran had met a -                                key condition--significantly reducing its -                                stocks of enriched uranium that could be -                                used for atomic weapons... Medan, Indonesia - An Indonesian air force transport -                               crashed Tuesday killing 74... Leroy says - "I've learned...                      That having a child fall asleep in your arms is                      one of the most peaceful feelings … (0 comments)

news: Today; 6/22/15 - 06/22/15 01:17 AM
High 98  Low 78  Mostly Sunny "The choice is ours,in every moment." - M. J. Ryan ... Kabul, Afghanistan - A co-ordinated Taliban attack on the -                                 Afghan parliament has ended with all -                                 six gunmen killed, the interior ministry said... Veterans - Seeking health care but ending up on waiting lists -                  of one month or more is 50% higher than it was a -                   year ago... Al says - From an actual Church Bulletin: -               " The ladies of the Church have cast off                clothing of every kind. They may be seen                in the basement on Friday afternoon." ... Argentine - President Cristina Fernandez will … (0 comments)

news: Today; 6/19/15 - 06/19/15 12:28 AM
High 97  Low 77  Chance of Storms "I have seen all, I have heard all,I have forgotten all." - Marie Antoinette... Al says - "No man's life, liberty or property                is safe while the legislature is               in session." - Mark Twain (1866)... Ustka, Poland - Thousands of NATO troops are participating -                          in "spearhead" exercises... North Korea - Hit by the worst drought in 100 years... Margie says - Birds of a feather flock together...                      and then crap on your car... 'Inside Out' - Amy Poehler - PG -'Jurassic World' - Chris Pratt - PG13 - :):):):) -"Blueberry" Jam & Blueberry Festival - Noon to 7, Sunday -                                                              … (0 comments)

news: Today; 6/17/15 - 06/17/15 12:48 AM
High 97  Low 76  Partly Sunny "What I wanted to be when I grew up was--in charge." - Wilma Vaught... Al says - Medical secretary blooper: -               "On the second day the knee was better                and on the third day it disappeared." ... Tropical Storm Bill - Downgraded to a tropical depression, -                                is a large storm system on it's way north... Tal Abyad - A Syrian town on the Turkish border was taken from -                   Islamic State militants by Kurdish forces Tuesday... Leroy says - My mother taught me about ENVY:                    "There are millions of less fortunate children                     in this world who don't have wonderful parents                     like you … (0 comments)

news: Today; 6/16/15 - 06/16/15 01:21 AM
High 99  Low 76  Mostly Sunny "True consistency, that of the prudent and the wise,is to act in conformity with circumstances." - John C. Calhoun... Al says - Heroes: What a guy in a boat does... Tropical Storm Bill - major flood threat for Texas, Oklahoma, Ozarks... Syria - U.S.-backed Kurdish fighters captured large sections -           of a strategic town on the Syrian-Turkey border on Monday... Margie says - "Ah! Being young is beautiful                        but being old is comfortable." ... Pat says - What is the smartest insect in the world?                 ... Word for Today - pluperfect - \ploo-PUR-fikt\ - adj. - 1. PAST PERFECT.                                                                                  2. More than perfect                                                                                      … (0 comments)

news: Today; 6/11/15 - 06/11/15 12:19 AM
High 89  Low 72  Chance of Storms Al says - Eyedropper - A clumsy ophthalmologist... Washington - President Obama ordered the deployment of -                      up to 450 more American troops to Iraq in -                      non-combat roles Wednesday... Area Home Sales - In May rose 10.9% over May 2014 - Margie says - Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder -                       and your hand over my mouth... NYSX - Closed up with the DOW + 236.36... 'Spy' - Melissa McCarthy - R - :):):):) -'Jurassic World' - Chris Pratt - PG13 -'Love & Mercy' - Paul Dano - PG13 - :):):):).5...  Pat says - What did the wicked chicken … (1 comments)

news: Today; 6/8/15 - 06/08/15 12:47 AM
High 88  Low 70  Partly Cloudy "Oh, be swift to love!Make haste to be kind." - Henri-Frederick Amiel... Al says - From a Church Bulletin:               "The church will host an evening of fine dining,                super entertainment and gracious hostility."... Tropical Storm Blanca - At California's Baja Peninsula... MERS Outbreak - 87 cases reported in South Korea... Leroy says - My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION:                    "Stop acting like your father!"... American Pharaoh - Won the Triple Crown...  Kelly Cup Finals - Americans - 3,  Stingrays - 2... Pat says - What did the wicked chicken lay? -                ... Word for Today - cantillate - \KAN-ti-yet|\ - verb - 1. To … (0 comments)

news: Today; 6/3/15 - 06/03/15 01:26 AM
High 82  Low 67  Thunderstorms "Gladness can scarcely be a solitary thing."- Dora Greenwell... Al says - Eclipse - What an English barber does for a living... Cpl. Adam Willis - A Mt. Pleasant police officer, -                             pulled a man from a burning car -                             about 4:35 a.m. Saturday... El Salvador - Recorded 635 killings in May. -                      Most of the killings came during -                      turf battles involving gang members... Margie says - You know you are getting old when -                       everything either dries up or leaks... Windows 10 - Will be a free upgrade for those Windows 8.1 -                       or Windows 7... Auto Sales - Rose 2% … (1 comments)

news: Today; 6/1/15 - 05/31/15 11:43 PM
High 87  Low 70 Partly Cloudy "One of the things I keep learning is that the secretto being happy is doing things for other people."- Dick Gregory... Al says - Church Bulletin Quote:               "Please place your donation in the envelope                along with the deceased person you want                remembered." ... Beau Biden - Son of Vice President Joe Biden, -                      has died, he was 46... Secretary of State John Kerry - Spent the night in a Swiss hospital, -                                                   after breaking his leg Sunday in a -                                                   bicycling accident...  Leroy says - My father taught me the Circle of Life. -                    "I brought you into this world,                     and … (1 comments)

news: Today; 5/27/15 - 05/27/15 01:12 AM
High 86  Low 66  Partly Cloudy "Things are temporary, relationships last forever.Nothing can replace the time we spendinvesting in the life of another." - Roy Lessin... Al says - Medical Secretary Blooper:               "Patient has chest pain if she lies on                her left side for over a year." ... Yesterday's Traffic - A fuel tanker wreck shutdown ALL lanes -                                 on the Ravenel Bridge... Black Widow - From a bag of grapes bit a 21-year-old -                        Colchester, VT. woman. She took the -                        spider with her to the hospital, where -                        she stayed overnight and was released -                        Saturday... Margie says - Some people try to turn back their … (1 comments)

news: Today; 5/26/15 - 05/26/15 12:36 AM
High 87  Low 69  Partly Sunny "From father to son,so it goes on." - Ashanti Proverb... Al says - From the Church Bulletin:               "Eight new choir robes are currently needed                due to the addition of several new members                and to the deterioration of some older ones.' ... Ciudad Acuna, Mexico - A tornado raged through Monday killing -                                       at least 13... Washington - Vice President Biden assured Iraq's government -                      Monday of U.S. support against the Islamic State -                      group... Leroy says - "I've learned...                      That when you're in love,                      it shows." - Andy Rooney... Rip Current Warnings - Everywhere. -                                      if caught in one, don't fight … (0 comments)

news: Today; 5/22/15 - 05/22/15 12:55 AM
High 80  Low 58  Mostly Sunny "Experience is how life catches up with usand teaches us to love and forgive each other." - Louise Nevelson... Al says - counterfeiters : Workers who put together -                                       kitchen cabinets. ... 1968 - During the Cold War the nuclear-powered           submarine USS Scorpion SSN589, with            99 men on board sank in the Atlantic Ocean...    Charleston - The man believed to have shot a Berkeley -                      County deputy last week was killed by Charleston -                      Police Officers yesterday after a 10 hour standoff -                      at a downtown apartment complex...  Margie says - When you are dissatisfied … (0 comments)

news: Today; 5/19/15 - 05/19/15 01:18 AM
High 89  Low 70   Chance of Storms "There is no house likethe house of belonging." - David Whyte... Al says - Medical Secretary Blooper:               She has no rigors or shaking chills, but -               her husband states that she was -               very hot in bed last night... Ramadi, Iraq - Islamic State militants searched door-to-door -                       Monday for policemen and pro-government fighters -                       in a bloody purge... Salgar, Colombia - A mudslide triggered by heavy rains -                               swept away houses killing at least 58... Leroy says - "I've learned...                     That the best  classroom in the world                     is at the feet of an elderly person." - Andy Rooney... Yemen - … (0 comments)

news: Today; 5/18/15 - 05/17/15 10:47 PM
High 88  Low 68 Partly Sunny "No matter what accomplishments you achieve,somebody helped you." - Althea Gibson ... Al says - Actual Church Bulletin Entry:              "At the evening service tonight,               the sermon topic will be 'What is Hell?'               Come early and listen to our choir practice."... Ukrainian - Government on Sunday claimed to have captured -                   two Russian officers who were operating in the -                   rebel-controlled area. ... Yemen - Saudi-led coalition airstrikes targeting -               Shiite rebels resumed early Monday... Margie says - Eventually you will reach a point                       when you stop lying about your                       age and start bragging about it... 'Pitch Perfect 2' - was No.1 at the … (1 comments)

news: Today; 5/12/15 - 05/12/15 12:57 AM
High 90  Low 67  Chance of Storms "Lay hold of something that will help you,and then use it to help somebody else."- Booker T. Washington... Al says - From a Church Bulletin:              "Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married               on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship               that began in their school days." ... Volvo - Coming to Ridgeville and could employ up to -            4,000 workers... Tornadoes - A line of tornadoes battered small communities -                    in Texas and Arkansas killing at least 5 Monday... Margie Says - The sole purpose of a child's middle name -                       is so he can tell when he's really in … (0 comments)

news: Today; 5/8/15 - 05/08/15 01:43 AM
High 78  Low 67  Chance of Rain "Life's most persistent and urgent question is:What are you doing for others?" - Martin Luther King Jr. ... Al says - "I don't make jokes.                I just watch the government                and report the facts." - Will Rogers...  SC Abortion Clinics - Were inspected by SC DHEC 33 times. -                                   They were required to be inspected 42 times...  Ana - Subtropical storm expected to last through the weekend -          with 30 mph wind gusts and rain... Syria - Field reports from doctors in three villages -           said that government helicopters dropped -           barrel bombs containing chlorine... Leroy says - … (0 comments)

news: Today; 5/6/15 - 05/06/15 01:57 AM
High 81  Low 61  Partly Sunny ""Let us take our proper station;We, the rising generation,Let us stamp the age as ours!"- Mary Howitt... Al says - New definition:              burglarize: What a crook sees with... Baby Blue Galaxy - discovered by astronomers at Yale and -                                U. of California Santa Cruz, is the farthest -                                away in distance and time they've ever seen... Cuba - the Obama administration has approved            the first ferry service -            to Cuba in decades... Margie says - If you can smile when things go wrong, -                       you have someone in mind to blame... California Drought - Water regulators adopted sweeping, -                                unprecedented restrictions … (0 comments)

news: Today; 5/5/15 - 05/05/15 12:15 AM
High 80  Low 60  Mostly Sunny "We are destined to evolvebeyond the nature of duality." - Gary Zukav... Al says - Medical Secretary Blooper:               "Patients medical history has been remarkably                insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain                in the past three days." ... Vote Today! - In Berkeley County for the Republican nominee -                       for sheriff and on Sullivan's Island for Town Council... Leroy says - My mother taught me about stamina. -                     "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." ... Nepal - Needs immense international support as recovery begins... Pat says - You think English is easy?? -                 The bandage was wound around … (0 comments)

news: Today; 5/4/15 - 05/04/15 01:29 AM
High 82  Low 58  Mostly Sunny "Every one of us has in himself a continent of undiscoveredcharacter. Happy is he who acts the Columbus to his own soul."- Sir J. Stevens... Al says - From an actual Church Bulletin:               "Next Thursday will be try-outs for the choir.                They need all the help they can get."... Berkeley County Sheriff - Voters head back to the polls Tuesday -                                         to choose the Republican nominee for -                                         sheriff... Yemen - Arab coalition troops landed in the port city of Aden -              on what officials call a "reconnaissance" mission... Margie says - Did you ever notice:                       The Roman Numerals for forty (40) … (0 comments)

news: Today; 4/30/15 - 04/29/15 10:56 PM
High 75  Low 55 Partly Cloudy "Man has his will--but woman has her way." - Oliver Wendell Holmes... Al says - "Democracy must be something more than                two wolves and a sheep voting on what to                have for dinner." - James Bovard... Managua, Nicaragua's - Parliament Wednesday authorized -                                       the establishment of a Russian satellite -                                       ground station... 1975 - The Vietnam War ended as Saigon fell           to Communist forces... Leroy says - My mother taught me about contortionism. -                    "Just you look at that dirt on the back of your neck."... 'Age of Ultron' - Scarlett Johansson - PG13 - :):):) -'Age of Adaline' - Harrison Ford - PG13 … (0 comments)

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