Ray Zwart's (rayzwart) Blog

Welcome to Earth Day 2008 Online.The EnviroLink Network has served as the online clearinghouse for environmental information since 1991. This website compiles a comprehensive list of Earth Day events occurring in 2008, regardless of size, geographic location or organizational affiliation. Histor...

An elderly  Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been  broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher:     'They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the  accelerator!' she cried. The dispatcher  said, 'Sta...

 One for the girls Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord my shape to keep. Please no wrinkles, Please no bags And please lift my butt before it sags. Please no age spots, Please no gray And as for my belly, Please take it away. Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young, And thank you Dear...

Why,why, why, are things the way they are? Whave you ever wondered...In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?And my FAVORITE......The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four per...

Two elderly  women were out driving in a large car - both could barely see over the  dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red,      but they just went on through.The woman in the passenger  seat thought to herself 'I must be losing it. I could ha...

GOOD MORNING! Today's Why, why, why, brain teasers. Have you ever wondered why...Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner,then reach down, pick i...

It's time again... WHY, WHY, WHY, Inquiring minds want to know... Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "Lisp"?If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?Have a great day! It's easier to sell Rea...

Why, Why, Why... have you ever wondered, or been intrigued by...             Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at...

Wind power is a plentiful source of renewable energy in our region. Wind turbines now supply only about 1 percent of worldwide energy use, but wind energy has increased fivefold between 2000 and 2007. Wind harvested in three of our 50 states could provide enough power for the whole country, and o...

GREEN EVENTSApril 10th: Book discussion based on "Animal, Vegetable, Miracle: A Year of Food Life" by Barbara Kingslover 7p.m to 8:15 p.m., Hudson Highlands Nature Museum, farmhouse at the Outdoor Discovery Center, 20 Kenridge Farm Drive, Route 9W, Cornwall. Members free. Pre-register by calling ...