jokes: Bad joke #14 from Scott Larson
- 02/05/11 09:38 AM
A couple sees an ad that says “Beautiful large home in great shape $ 500.” It must be a misprint, but they call anyway. A lady answers and says it’s not a misprint. They race over and find it’s easily worth a million bucks. They ask the seller “what’s the catch?” The lady assures the couple there is no catch, but they are leery. The lady says “ok, I’ll tell you the truth… last week my Husband informed me that he is leaving me for his secretary. He said I could have everything except the proceeds from the sale of the … (12 comments)
A client bought a new home and the broker wanted to send flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the home and the owner read the card; it said "Rest in Peace". The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist said. "Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry you should imagine this: somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with … (4 comments)
Because the cows weren't getting their 3 square meals a day. (For the none farm type, bales used to be made in squares. The joke isn't better, just explained. Sorry)
From Scott Larson of Towne Square Realty in Monroe, Wisconsin “Your Realtor of the Region” E- Mail scott@greencountyhomeguide.com On the web at http//:www.greencountyhomeguide.com I think you will be surprised how affordable the Dairyland is, so come to my land of cows and plows and visit for a day, but stay for a lifetime … (5 comments)
jokes: Another bad JOKE from Scott
- 06/07/09 09:04 AM
Why was it so hard to identify the body of the Redneck Realtor? 1. All their DNA is the same 2. No dental records. I told you it was bad, what do you think?
From Scott Larson of Towne Square Realty in Monroe, Wisconsin "Your Realtor of the Region" E- Mail scott@greencountyhomeguide.com On the web athttp//:www.greencountyhomeguide.com I think you will be surprised how affordable the Dairyland is, so come to my land of cows and plows and visit for a day, but stay for a lifetime
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jokes: Realty Stress (Follow these simple instructions)
- 04/23/09 08:40 AM
Just for laughs, only for professionals 1. Take a sharpie and draw a large square on a very solid surface. 2. Inside the box write "Bang Your Head here!" 3. Follow the instructions until you lose consciousness 4. Stop and enjoy the peace
This may be drastic but you will have those days Have a great stress-free day … (2 comments)
A couple sees an ad that says “Beautiful large home in great shape $ 500.” It must be a misprint, but they call anyway. A lady answers and says it’s not a misprint. They race over and find it’s easily worth a million bucks. They ask the seller “what’s the catch?” The lady assures the couple there is no catch, but they are leery. The lady says “ok, I’ll tell you the truth… last week my Husband informed me that he is leaving me for his secretary. He said I could have everything except the proceeds from the sale of the … (12 comments)
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