1. Apologize to my parents -- If you are a man...and you have boys...and you have not apologized to your parents yet, you are probably going to Hell. :-)
2. Pray for forgiveness -- See #1 above. Same concept...same destination.
3. Call neighboring states to see if any of my previous exploits have lead to warrants for my arrest. So far, I'm good. But, I have (43 comments)