fun quotes: Another Giggle & Smile Post - 03/13/17 02:48 PM
 
 
 
 
Happy Day My Friends
 
 
1. I've reached the age where happy hour is a nap.
 
2. I want time to site and read, take a nap, and snack. Basically, I want to be back in Kindergarten.
 
 
3. Don't you hate it when you put something in a safe place so you don't lose it and then forget where that safe place is???
 
4. Why is it call beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll?
 
5. Don't steal, don't lie, don't cheat... the government hates competition.
 
 
6. I've decided what I want to be when I get older... YOUNGER...
 
7. I broke … (3 comments)

fun quotes: Giggle & Smile Stuff - 03/06/17 10:54 AM

 
1. If I had to run for my life, I would probably die.
 
2.Does running late count as exercise?
 
3. It's all fun and games until you have to wake up and be a parent at 6 AM.
 
4. It's better to have loved and lost than to live with a psycho for the rest of your life.
 
5. I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.
 
6. If you see me running, please call the police.
 
7. Having plans sounds like a great idea until you have to put on clothes and leave your house.
 
8. Of all the lies I tell, "just kidding" is … (6 comments)

fun quotes: Smile Time - 01/05/17 10:55 AM

 
 
 
1. I don't know how to act my age because I've never been this age before. 
 
2. When I feel down and someone tells me to "Suck it up", I get the urge to break their legs with a baseball bat and then  tell them to; "Walk it off".
 
3. I think that stupid people were put on this planet to test my anger management skills.
 
4. Awesome things will happen today if you choose not to be a miserable cow.
 
5. Whoever said technology will replace paper... has obviously never tried to wipe their bottom with an ipad.
 
6. Instead of a … (9 comments)

 
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