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2019
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“At Some Price, all the Math will Work” Hi Joe,The seller’s Realtor told my agent that the sellers are old and are not willing to do much work, and looking at the inspection list that she voluntarily gave me (attached), it seems the sellers are not willing to consider much of a discount when f...
11/29/2019
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“Happy Thanksgiving” A man was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store for Thanksgiving Day, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?""No, ma'am. They're dead."
11/27/2019
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“Focus on the Solution, NOT the Problem” Good Morning Joe,I am working with Dana and Ed in the purchase of a home. We are submitting an offer for the attached property. The listing price is $250,000. They have told me they are qualified to do a 3.5% FHA and in her name. Can you send me a p...
11/25/2019
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“I’m in the Dreams Can Come True Business” Hi Mr. Joe,I hope everything is well with you and your family. It is hard to believe that we have had our house for 10 months now. Thank you again for helping us accomplish our dream..Now as I mentioned earlier in the year I would like to see when I ...
11/22/2019
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“Not a Dumb Gorilla” A gorilla walks into a bar in San Francisco at the Western Secondary and, to the amazement of the bartender, orders a martini. When the bartender gives the gorilla the martini, he is further surprised to see that the ape is holding a $20 bill.The bartender takes the $20 b...
11/20/2019
“Both Can Be on the Title and Only One on the Mortgage” I spoke with you yesterday, what a breath of fresh air. Thank you so much for taking the time to help us! I am still absolutely amazed by how reassuring and helpful you are! It’s a completely different experience and we are thankful! I...
11/18/2019
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“No Compromise Can Mean a Lost Sale” We’re all done with the property we have under deposit. The seller will not repair anything that the home inspector indicated was wrong and needed to be repaired. Even worse, in a year or two we need to replace the roof, that’s probably another $10,000. W...
11/15/2019
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“Should We Ask, Why Ask Why?” Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?Why do people (like me) order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?Why do banks leave vault d...
11/13/2019
Even with Good People Bad Things Can Still Happen Good morning Joe. All the cards that are over the limit are no longer in the status so that’s good lol. The ally financial will be current as of tomorrow. I am working on getting the mortgage and the other accounts current as well. With everyt...
11/11/2019
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“Horse Farms and Properties with Acreage” Joe, I was given your contact information through our Realtor to discuss mortgage options for a horse property in CT. We are currently looking at putting our single family on the market and are interested in purchasing an established horse farm, which ...
11/08/2019
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