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“Don’t Read if You are Easily Offended” Welcome to 2019...first snowfall of the season!8:00 am: I made a snowman. 8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 8:15 - So I made a snow woman. 8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous breas...
“Flood Waters are Definitely an Appraisal Issue” Joe, Just wondering if the driveway being under 12" of flowing water impacts the appraisal of the property? We knew the property was within the 100 year flood plain, not the house, but seeing it first hand is something different. I'm thinking...
“Selling Your Current Home Can Create Opportunity” Good Evening/Morning Joe, We are planning on putting in an offer on a home we looked at today. The offer is going to be for $480,000 with 5% down ($24,000). When you have the opportunity to send over the preapproval for this it would be appreci...
“It’s All in How You Ask the Question?” Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning: "Widows frozen, won't open."Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and then gently tap edges with a hammer." Ten minutes later the wife texts back, "Computer really messed up now!"