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2020
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“Couldn’t Say it Better Myself” The CEO of a lender is called up for a CFPB exam. He's really flustered and goes to his compliance VP for advice."Make sure you dress up like a guy who is on the edge of losing money. It will convince the regulator that you are not hiding anything."Not satisfied...
07/08/2020
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“We Did It!” We did it! Hard to believe after two years of 5 of us living in a two bedroom condo and over the last few months both of us working from home and three kids being home schooled.Pretty crazy going from a small two bedroom condo to a 4 bedroom home. You will never know the positive i...
07/06/2020
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“Facebook and LinkedIn doing Good Work” Mr. Petrowsky, I got your name and contact information from two different people. I am part of a Facebook group in my town. I shared that I was considering refinancing and got two responses, both of which you recently did mortgages for. They gave you gr...
07/04/2020
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The arrival of China's Vice Premier He in Washington over the weekend for the trade deal signing prompted Robbie C. to send over this play by play at the Phase One signing Costello: Do you know the fellows' names? The signers?Abbott: Well, I should.Costello: Well then who is speaking first?Abb...
07/04/2020
“Difficult, but Important Decisions Required” Hi Joe, Hope this email finds you well. We are in the process of making some very hard decisions regarding our business. The bottom line we may be closing, but prior we want to get our refinance completed. I know, I know you have been recommending w...
07/04/2020
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“If Credit Scores are an Issue, Call Me” Mr. Petrowsky, Your name was given to me by XXXXXXX Bank. They said they felt bad for us, as we were all approved and just waiting for our closing which was supposed to be next week. They called us indicating they can no long close our mortgage as our cre...
07/04/2020
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‘Our Needs Change as We get Older’ A 77-year-old man is having a drink in a Chicago bar. Suddenly a gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few seats away. The girl is so attractive that he just can't take his eyes off her.After a short while, the girl notices him staring, and approaches him. Befor...
07/04/2020
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“We Would Like to Work with You” Good Afternoon Joe,My name is Dawn and my husband and I were referred to you by Jess and Jim XXXX. We are looking to purchase a home and after reading online what you stand for and believe in we would like to work with you. We are unsure if everything is where...
07/03/2020
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“Accidental Meeting” A woman and a man get into a bad car accident. Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man, I'm a woman, neither of us were hurt but both of our cars were demolished! This mu...
07/01/2020
