real estate humor: Buying - and selling a House - Star Wars Style - 12/13/10 07:09 AM
 
Buyer: Hey, I want to see this house. Where is the agent?

 
Agent: I'm right here. You mean this lovely house. It's perfect for you! And the seller is very motivated!

 
Buyer: Yes? Can I do an inspection? How much is it? Can I get a deal? Can I get 89% of your commission?
 
Agent: I assure you, no inspection is necessary. It's brand new! And the location is excellent. I can cut you a deal if you buy it right now! I don't get commission - I work for free. Special deal for you … (3 comments)

 
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