jokes: #67 - 02/26/10 04:55 PM
It is Friday, time for a joke.
A new prisoner entered the crowded jail cafeteria and sat down along with the other inmates waiting for lunch.  Across the room one of the inmates stood up and yelled, #45.  Everyone laughed.  A moment later a different inmate on the opposite side of the room stood up and yelled, #32. Again, everyone laughed.
The new prisoner was confounded.  He asked the guy next to him what was going on.  The inmate explained that they had all been there so long, that they had numbered the many jokes they all knew.  Instead of delivering … (7 comments)

jokes: My Last Load on the day my house closed escrow. - 03/29/08 06:16 PM
My wife and I sold our own house last week and moved a few blocks away.  We laughed that during the move we could never quite get everything out.  I must have taken the "last" load about 10 times in the last few days. 
On the morning escrow was closing I went up to our house one last time.  I noted that the garbage cans were in the street and had to be moved up the driveway and into the back yard.  They were still on the street from the latest pickup.  The amount of room in front of our house was very … (5 comments)

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