humor: Finally...we got some rain. - 05/13/14 06:40 AM

If you have not had the chance to get in on Bill's humor...you need to stop by.
In this blog he starts out like we have not seen any rain in years.  But the opposite is true.
In the years I have known Bill, he always keeps things light.
Stop by and see what I mean.
Well, about 2 inches of rain fell in the last 2 days.
WE really needed it.
This is what my yard looked like about 14 days ago...

Since this photo we have seen a rain fall of 7.5 inches and then about 3.25 and … (4 comments)

humor: Medicines can have many uses. (Humor) - 05/02/11 11:41 AM
I think of all the pills we take and some times it seams that we are given the some stuff for all of our ails...
An 80 year old lady goes into the Dr.s office..."I wold like some Birth Control pills" she said.
Taken aback, the Dr. asked, "Why."
"Because they help me sleep" she said.
Thinking a bit more the Dr. said..."How do they help you sleep better?"
"Because, I put them in my Grand Daughter's orange juice and I sleep better."
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humor: Some Fun with Church Bloopers. - 10/18/10 01:32 PM
I was sent this the other day and I got a kick out of it and thought some of you may also.
Stewardship offertory: "Jesus paid it all"
The music for today's service was all composed by George Fredrich Handel in the celebration of the 300th anniversary of his birth.
Remember the many who are sick of our church and community
The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the church basement on Friday at 7 pm.  The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
The concert held in the fellowship hall was a great success. Special thanks are due the ministers … (10 comments)

humor: School is just around the corner...(Humor) - 08/03/10 01:24 PM
School is just on the horizan and families are gearing up for it.  School supplies, shoes and clothes just to name a few.  For many a parent...it is a sad and proud day.   For others...Cartwheels.  Most of the kids can't wait and others are disappointed.   Like this girl.
A little girl, after just finishing her first week of school exclaimed to her Mom...
"I am just waisting my time...I can't read, I can't write and they don't even let me talk!"
Please...everyone be careful and watch for those little tykes running around all excited!
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humor: It's Friday and time for a laugh.... - 04/16/10 02:32 AM
Morning everyone...It is the 16th of april and I can breath now that the tax deadline is done.  I always wonder why so many people wait to come to me to do their taxes until the last week.
Here is a cute story that one of my clients shared...hope you enjoy...
Two old Jewish men, Sid and Al, we sitting in a Mexican Restraunt in Los Angeles one day.  Sid asked Al...
"Do you know how many people of our faith are born in Mexico?"
Al replies.."I don't know, let's ask our waiter."
When the waiter arrives Al askes..."Are there any … (14 comments)

humor: Soooo Funny, I just had to share! - 05/21/09 10:43 AM
I received this email from a friend.  I have to admit that I was having a somewhat rough day of it until I read this.  It really brightened things up a bit.
 
A mom was concerned about her kindergarten son walking to school. Hedidn't want his mother to walk with him. She wanted to give him thefeeling that he had some independence but yet know that he was safe.So she had an idea of how to handle it. She asked a neighbor if she wouldplease follow him to school in the mornings, staying at a distance, so heprobably wouldn't notice … (7 comments)

humor: May, December Romance. (Humor) - 05/04/09 03:48 AM
I was at a wedding not long ago and this story was shared to most of the guests.  It was very well received by most everyone and I thought I would share it.
At 85 years, Wally married Anne, a lovely 25 year old.  Anne decides after the wedding that because of her new husbands age, they should have separate bedrooms because she doesn't want him to over excert himself if they spend the entire night together.
After the wedding festivities, Anne prepares herself for bed and the 'expected' knock on the door.  Sure enough, the knock comes and when she … (14 comments)

humor: This helps me understand the 'Bailout'. - 03/23/09 04:10 AM
SAVE or NOT TO SAVE...that is the question.  I am so confused by all the rhetoric from the media, I don't know who stole my money.  But the following may give you an idea as to what is happening.
A Young man from Montana, bought a horse from a farmer who was to deliver it the following day.
The next day the farmer pulled up and said, "I am sorry son, but the horse died."
"Well, then just give me back my money", the young man said.
"Can't do that, I spent it already", said the farmer.
"Ok, then bring me the … (16 comments)

humor: Just like MOM! Ladies Humor! - 02/28/09 09:47 AM
I read this and thought, yup, others need to see this and enjoy a laugh.
A WOMAN'S POEM!
He didn't like my casserole
And he didn't like my cake.
He said that my biscuts were hard
Not like his mother used to make.

I didn't perk the coffe right
He didn't like the stew.
I didn't mend his socks
Like his mother used to do.

I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around and smacked the S**T out of him
Like his mother used to do!
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humor: Quick Thinking...Humor - 02/25/09 08:39 AM
I have always been in awe of people who can think on their feet, so when I heard this, I just had to share.
A man takes his family on a trip.  He boards the plane with his wife and 6 kids.  When everyone is settled in, a lady leaned over to him and asked..."Are all the kids YOURS?"
He looked at the lady, and said, "Oh NO, I work for a Condom company, and these are the complaints!"

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