How was your visit to McDonald's? Would you like to share?
What?! I wasn't at McDonald's. I drove past one but I was not there.
How was your visit to Chick-fil-a?
You followed me into Chick-fil-a?! What do you want?!
Would you like to take a photo at Chick-fil-a?
So you can post it all over the internet? No!
You Searched: mortgage interest rates Orioles' draft picks Maryland casino revenue Cohen testimony Should I continue? You've been tracking my every move. Those searches were on a secure computer.
Secure? Ha Ha, you are funny.
It's all part of an elaborate spy network involving my smart phone, (9 comments)