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I had this dream last night. It was Halloween and a Trick or Treator came up and rang my doorbell. I opened the door and a 10 year old boy was standing there dressed in a suit and tie and said "I'm from the Federal Government and I'm here to help". I slam the door shut and go screaming for cov...
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" "Hunting flies," he responded. "Oh. Killed any?" she asked. "Yep. 3 males and 2 females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell them apart?" He responded, "3 w...