water company: Now this is a wanted real estate agent! Monday humor - 11/23/15 03:16 AM
Raise "I need a raise in my commission," the real estate agent said to his manager. "There are three other companies after me."
"Is that so?" asked the manager. "What other companies are after you?" "The electric company, the telephone company, and the gas company." 
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