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2011
Onions and Christmas Trees – I’m going out on a limb with this one! A little post-holiday humor … A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?' The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs: In her 20's, a woman's ...
01/03/2011
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Horse Auction Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Larry asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His father replied, 'Because when I'm buyin...
01/02/2011
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10 Most Wanted Criminals Little Larry's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. 'Yes...
01/02/2011
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You Do The Math Little Larry's math teacher saw that Larry wasn't paying attention in class. Because Little Larry had been struggling in math, Larry's teacher called on him and said: 'Larry! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?' Little Larry without hesitation quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and ...
01/02/2011
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That's Really Cold Little Larry watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream all over her face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. 'What's the matter mommy - why are you giving up?'
01/02/2011
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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Larry stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Larry?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing ...
01/02/2011
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Pay-it-Forward – ONE Item Sick with cold and flu-like symptoms At home resting for days Too stubborn to let anyone help me (including my son) Bundled up – wearing thermals – out I go into a rainy storm Ran into the grocery store to get soup, Nyquil and cough drops In line, waiting to pay, feeli...
01/02/2011
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