humor: Humor for the Tumor | October Challenge
- 10/06/20 08:12 AM
The October Challenge is about sharing stories on what changes we have made in our personal and/or business life from July 1st, 2020 to the present.
We are asked to share what worked and what has not worked as we had expected.
Story #3 – Humor for the Tumor
Laughter is such great medicine. Finding things to laugh about seems to get easier as we move into the month of October 2020.
2020 in so many ways has been one 💩 show after another. While many things are not funny, or things we would not laugh at or about, it has become exponentially more important … (27 comments)
|
humor: ActiveRain November 2018 Thanksgiving Challenge | Day 6
- 11/17/18 02:50 PM
Kathleen Daniels is a Realtor and Broker-Manager of KD Realty and NeedProbateHelp in San Jose.
This is Day 6 entry into the ActiveRain challenge hosted by Debbie Reynolds. We've been asked to share the joys, what blesses us the most, and why it is a blessing.
Day 6 - Crap-Gratitude - And a Sense of Humor!
Once upon a time, a very long time ago, when I was a college student, the professor told a case management story. At the end of the story, she said: "The feces literally hit the fan." The entire room roared in laughter.
I raised my hand and asked: "What is feces?" … (13 comments)
|
humor: Speechless Tuesday
- 05/12/15 07:05 AM
Speechless Sunday – Not So Much!
Maybe Speechless Tuesday. This is a revived post. My dear friend, Bruce Walter just left a comment on this post. I was curious so I revisited the post. It was initially published in August 2012. Oh my gosh, did I need to see this again - more than ever. I needed a good laugh.
Check out the water bed set up in a German furniture store.
I do not speak or read German however it is clear the sign icons request NO Keys and NO Cellphones.
Turn on speakers and watch people trying out the … (44 comments)
|
humor: Let Me Re-Crap That If I May
- 07/26/13 08:45 AM
Let Me Re-Crap That If I May I was speaking with a BofA representative this afternoon on the file I escalated yesterday. I wrote about it in this post.
She called me to give me a heads up that she sent a message via Equator. She needed a few updated documents. She sounded off a list of four items.
I said: "Let me re-crap that if I may" and in the same breath I said, I cannot believe I said that. Talk about a Freudian slip. She was laughing so hard. Then I started laughing. Then we both we … (24 comments)
|
humor: Friday Funnies: Blonde Men (Part 3)
- 05/10/13 12:44 AM
Friday Funnies: Blonde Men (Part 3) A blonde man was driving home, drunk as a skunk. Suddenly he has to swerve to avoid a tree, then another, then another.
A cop car pulls him over, so he tells the cop about all the trees in the road.
The cop says, "That's your air freshener swinging about!"
*******************
A blonde man's dog goes missing and he is frantic.
His wife says "Why don't you put an ad in the paper?"
He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing.
"What did you put in the paper?" his wife asks.
"Here boy!" he … (27 comments)
|
humor: Finding Humor in a $90 Vet Bill
- 12/06/12 12:33 AM
Finding Humor in a $90 Vet Bill
Yesterday I took my pet Cockatiel Mikey to the vet.
This is Mikey, eating an organic carrot while flirting with himself in front of the mirror.
The visit to the Vet was not planned. Mikey was making a coughing sound that caused me concern. Getting Mikey to the vet is no small feat. I have to get his travel cage out of the garage; transfer him into the cage; strap the cage into the seat; and make a 25-30 minute drive. Preparing Mikey for a road trip is not much different than preparing a child for a … (19 comments)
|
humor: 4 Year Old Tired of "Bronco Bamma" and Mitt Romney - Boy Can I Relate
- 11/03/12 04:30 AM
4 Year Old Tired of "Bronco Bamma" and Mitt Romney - Boy Can I Relate
I could not say it any better myself. 4 year old Abigael is tired of all the campaigning!
It will be over soon … just a few more days.
Prior to watching this video I never really thought about the impact of all the campaigning and debating on children.
Clearly children have limits. Abigael reach her breaking point.
Have you reached your breaking point with the Presidential Campaign? … (15 comments)
|
humor: Speechless Sunday – How to Cut Government Spending
- 10/21/12 09:09 AM
Speechless Sunday – How to Cut Government Spending
What would life be like if we simply had our own personal money printing machine? When we do not have enough money to pay our bills, because we over spent our budget, we simply go to the money printing machine and print more! Sound familiar?
I know, that sounds more like Fantasy Island than it does a game show.
Chuck Woolery's tongue in cheek humor regarding our national budget got me thinking about what I would do with all the money I could print for myself!
I would definitely pay off … (16 comments)
|
humor: Speechless Sunday – Not So Much!
- 08/26/12 09:34 AM
Speechless Sunday – Not So Much!
Maybe Speechless Tuesday. This is a revived post. My dear friend, Bruce Walter just left a comment on this post. I was curious so I revisited the post. It was initially published in August 2012. Oh my gosh, did I need to see this again - more than ever. I needed a good laugh.
Check out the water bed set up in a German furniture store.
I do not speak or read German however it is clear the sign icons request NO Keys and NO Cellphones.
Turn on speakers and watch people trying out the … (35 comments)
|
humor: Friday Funny - Retired on a Fixed Income
- 05/11/12 01:18 AM
Friday Funny - Retired on a Fixed Income
Four old retired men are walking down a street in Yuma, Arizona. They turn a corner and see a sign that says, "Old Timers Bar - ALL drinks 10 cents." They look at each other and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true.
The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, "Come on in and let me pour one for you! What'll it be, gentlemen?"
There's a fully stocked bar, so each of the men orders a martini. In no time the bartender … (21 comments)
|
humor: Just for Laughs - People Being Punk'D
- 05/06/12 03:47 AM
My AR friend, Peter Michelbach, from 'down under' sent me a link to a YouTube video. His comment:
This IS what will happen when we are forced to work after age 70.
As a San Jose short sale agent, I can always use a good laugh. No better time than on a Sunday morning while enjoying a cup of coffee and reading and commenting in the Rain. What a great way to start the day!
There are times all throughout my life and business when I actually wonder if I am being “Punk’d.” Am I on a hidden camera … (17 comments)
|
humor: Ageism – Three Old Guys and a Hearing Aid
- 02/24/12 12:27 AM
Ageism- Three Old Guys and a Hearing Aid
Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, 'Windy, isn't it?'
Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!'
Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer.'
***************
An old man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but its state of the art. It's perfect.'
'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?'
'Twelve thirty.'
Happy Friday!
Have a Wonderful Weekend!
… (11 comments)
|
humor: Friday Funny - Ageism, An Elderly Couple
- 02/16/12 11:42 PM
Ageism- An Elderly Couple
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house. After eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly.'
The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?'
The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know...the one that's red and has thorns.'
'Do you mean … (20 comments)
|
humor: Friday Funny - Ageism – Hospital Regulations
- 02/10/12 04:33 AM
Ageism – Hospital Regulations
Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. A student nurse found an elderly gentleman dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet. He insisted he didn't need help in leaving the hospital.
After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let the nurse wheel him to the elevator.
On the way down the student nurse asked him if his wife was meeting him.
'I don't know,' he said. 'She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown.'
Happy Friday!
Have a Wonderful Weekend!
… (16 comments)
|
humor: Ageism – A Couple in their Nineties
- 02/03/12 03:01 PM
A couple in their nineties is both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember things.
Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks.
'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?'
'Sure.'
'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?' she asks.
'No, I can remember it.'
'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you … (16 comments)
|
humor: Friday Funny - Is that your Final Answer
- 01/06/12 04:21 AM
While were were in bed my wife and I were watching
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.
I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?'
No,' she answered.
I then said,
'Is that your final answer?'
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes.'
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that's when the fight started!
Happy Friday!
… (20 comments)
|
humor: Friday Funny – Bad Weather Days
- 12/16/11 03:48 AM
Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the van and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.
The wind was blowing 50mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back; now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."
My loving wife of 5 years … (10 comments)
|
humor: Friday Funny - Christmas Gift for Mother-in-Law
- 12/02/11 02:47 AM
A few years ago I bought my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.
The following year, I did not to buy her a gift.
When she asked me why, I replied:
"You still have not used the gift I bought you last year!"
And that's how the fight started.
Happy Friday!
… (14 comments)
|
humor: Friday Funny - Secrets to a Long and Happy Marriage
- 11/25/11 02:22 PM
Secrets to a Long and Happy Marriage.
An old woman was sipping on a glass of wine. While sitting on the patio with her husband, she said “I love you so much, I don’t know how I could ever live without you.”
Her husband asks, “Is that you, or the wine talking?”
She replied, “It’s me … talking to the wine.”
Happy Friday!
… (17 comments)
|
humor: Friday Funny – How Was I Born?
- 09/16/11 05:59 AM
A little boy asked his father 'Daddy, how was I born?'
The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, and Googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall.
Since it … (17 comments)
|
The October Challenge is about sharing stories on what changes we have made in our personal and/or business life from July 1st, 2020 to the present.
;)
;)
;)
