lis pendens: Yarr, me mates! Pirates practice law too!
- 09/19/07 08:02 AM
In honor of International Talk Like a Pirate Day, I offer you a glimpse of what legal documentation would look like if Blackbeard, not Blackstone, had written the book on property rights. Captain Jack Sparrow, Plaintiff, vs. The Dread Pirate Roberts, Defendant.______________________________ NOTICE OF LIS PENDENS TO: THE DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS, DEFENDANTS, AND ALL OTHERS WHOM IT MAY CONCERN, AVAST! YE BE HEREBY NOTIFIED o' t' institution o' this action by t' above named Plaintiffs against you seekin' t' foreclose a mortgage on t' followin' described real booty on the Treasure Coast of Florida: All ye treasure located in the North (5 comments)