In the year 2006, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States, and said, "Once again the earth has become wicked and over -populated and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another ark and save 2 of every living thing along with your family." He gave Noah the blueprints and said "You have 6 months to build the ark before I will start the rain." Six months later the Lord looked and saw that Noah was weeping in his … (2 comments)
Pre-amble- The Lord has promised to never flood the earth again...this is just a joke! :) 
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