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2011 

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    If you want to see a Mets game, go on Stub Hub, for great seats and cheap tickets. I went this weekend. I sat on the first base dugout, for $25 per seat.  My neighbors were Secret Service in the second row, eight of them, but next to them was Barack and Michelle (the Obama's). For safety I wa...
07/21/2011
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An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a. m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.   The man replies, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body."   The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of nigh...
07/21/2011
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1.   You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.3. The government cannot give to anybody, anything that the government does not first take from somebody e...
07/21/2011
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Bubba and Johnny Ray were sittin' on the front porchdrinking beer when a truck hauling rolls of sod rumbles by."I'm gonna do 'at when I win the lottery," said Bubba. "Do what?" asked Johnny Ray."Send my grass out to be mowed," answered Bubba.  
07/20/2011
The House rejected this bill that would have repealed energy efficiency standards that are expected to lead to a phase-out of the traditional incandescent light bulb. A two-thirds vote was necessary to pass the bill under suspension of the rules. The bill is likely to come up again under a rule o...
07/18/2011
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          Birds of a feather flock together . . And then make a mess on your car. A penny saved is a Government oversight. The older you get, the tougher It is to lose weight, because by Then your body and your fat have Gotten to be really good friends. The easiest way to find Something lost arou...
07/16/2011
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        Since September 11, 2001, Americans have come together as never before in our generation. We have banded together to overcome adversity. We have weathered direct attacks on our own soil, wars overseas, corporate/government scandal, layoffs, unemployment, stock price plunges, droughts, fi...
07/15/2011
I RESCUED A HUMAN TODAYHer eyes met mine as she walked down the corridor peering apprehensively into the kennels. I felt her need instantly and knew I had to help her. I wagged my tail, not too exuberantly, so she wouldn't be afraid. As she stopped at my kennel I blocked her view from a little ac...
07/14/2011
Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted.Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.Number 8 Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a perso...
07/10/2011
Andy wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office.... but she was dating someone else. One day Andy got so frustrated that he went to her and said, 'I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you.'The girl looked at him and then said, 'NO.'Andy said, 'I'...
07/10/2011
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