Steve Peters, Jr.'s Blog

A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, "Can I help you Sir?" "Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr", the man replies. The cop asks, "Where was your car the last time you saw it?" "It wasss on the end of thiss...

The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.   Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'   The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate, not fascinating'.   S...

An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time.Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married.Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.  They discussed ...

Dear Abby,My husband has a long record of moneyproblems.  He runs up huge credit-card bills and at the end of the month, if Itry to pay them off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money.  He sayspay the minimum and lets our kids worry about the rest, but already we canhardly keep up with ...