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2011 

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  SEX AFTER DEATHA couple made a deal that whoever died first would comeback and inform the other if there is sex after death.Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all.After a long life together, the husband was the first to die.True to his word, he made the first contact:"Marion...
12/29/2011
You and I go back quite a bit and yet, I'm more attracted to you every year. It took me some time to get used to you but now I can appreciate all that you are. In my darkest moments you've given me comfort. When I felt great joy, we celebrated together. You've given me such depth of feelings insp...
12/22/2011
    A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed.Walking through the mall the surprised wife looked up and noticed her husband was nowhere around and she was very upset because they had a lot to do.She used her cell phone to call her husband because she wa...
12/20/2011
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It's late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation in South Dakota asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the winter was going...
12/17/2011
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinne...
12/15/2011
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Please, take care of yourself.  A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related. This means that the remaining 77% are caused by a$$holes who drink bottled water, starbucks, soda, juice, en...
12/15/2011
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I became confused when I heard the word "Service"used with these agencies: Internal Revenue 'Service' U.S. Postal 'Service' Telephone 'Service' Cable TV'Service' Civil 'Service' State, City, County & Public 'Service' Customer 'Service'   This is not what I thought 'Service'meant. But today, I ove...
12/15/2011
  If you are 36, or older, you might think this is hilarious!   When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning.... Uphill.... Barefoot... BOTH ways......
12/15/2011
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A guy is 72 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' He looked around and couldn't see anyone. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again,'Pick me up.' He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, wa...
12/07/2011
A woman (married three times) walked into a bridal shop one day and told thesales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding.'Of course, madam,' replied the sales clerk, 'exactly what type and colordress are you looking for?'The bride-to-be said: 'A long frilly white dre...
12/07/2011
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