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2013 

Rationale For High Capacity Gun Magazines       A man walked into his crowded local bar, waved a revolver around and yelled "Who in here has been sleeping with my wife?"A voice from the back of the bar yelled back "You're gonna need more ammo!"
05/30/2013
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A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.He decides to test it out at dinner one night.The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.The son says, "I did some schoolwork."The robot slaps the son.The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."Dad ...
05/06/2013
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  "Male Sensitivity"   The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands.   The instructor said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. Just pace yourself, make plenty of s...
05/06/2013
    Best cowboy pick up line ever... A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman--- He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?' 'No', he replies, 'I just got this state-of ...
05/01/2013
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