Steve Peters, Jr.'s Blog

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BOB & THE BLONDE: Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar And stared up at the TV.   The 10 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story Of a man on the ledge of a large building Preparing to jump.   The blonde looked at Bob and said, "D...
  A blonde is flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.He has a heart attack and dies.She is frantic and calls out a May Day."May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack andis dead. And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"She hears a voice over the rad...
A Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the s...
*On The Front Porch*****   ** **   *God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house andbark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a lifespan of twenty years."   The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten yearsand I'll give yo...
 TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN: (10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.   (9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left after you enter the trailer park."   (8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudge-sicles.   (7) The on...
      A State with No Republicans! A wonderful state with ZERO Republicans - The State of Illinois. Some interesting data on the 'state' of Illinois ... There are more people on welfare in Illinois -- than there are people working.Chicago pays the highest wages to teachers than anywhere else in t...
New information about aspirin   FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Effective Jan 1, 2014, aspirin will be heavily taxed under Obamacare. The only explanation given was that they are white and they work.   No other reason was given,but I thought you'd want to know about it.
DIVORCE AGREEMENT--WRITTEN BY YOUNG COLLEGE STUDENTThe person who wrote this is a college (law) student.. Perhaps there is hope for us after all.DIVORCE AGREEMENTDear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al: We have stuck together since t...

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