Steve Peters, Jr.'s Blog

By
Real Estate Broker/Owner - Peters Realty - SB065509
RECENT BLOG POSTS
*On The Front Porch*****   ** **   *God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house andbark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a lifespan of twenty years."   The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten yearsand I'll give yo...
08/14/2013
 TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN: (10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.   (9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left after you enter the trailer park."   (8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudge-sicles.   (7) The on...
08/14/2013
      A State with No Republicans! A wonderful state with ZERO Republicans - The State of Illinois. Some interesting data on the 'state' of Illinois ... There are more people on welfare in Illinois -- than there are people working.Chicago pays the highest wages to teachers than anywhere else in t...
08/12/2013
New information about aspirin   FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Effective Jan 1, 2014, aspirin will be heavily taxed under Obamacare. The only explanation given was that they are white and they work.   No other reason was given,but I thought you'd want to know about it.
08/11/2013
DIVORCE AGREEMENT--WRITTEN BY YOUNG COLLEGE STUDENTThe person who wrote this is a college (law) student.. Perhaps there is hope for us after all.DIVORCE AGREEMENTDear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al: We have stuck together since t...
08/05/2013
0 Comments
ETERNAL LIFE   A guy is walking along a Florida beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.   The guy thinks for a moment and says, "I want to live forever."   "Sorry," said th...
07/19/2013
  A young boy went up to his father and asked him, ‘Dad, what is the difference between ‘potentially’ and ‘realistically’?   The father thought for a moment, then answered, ‘Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Br...
07/09/2013
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygenmask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears andgives him a partial sponge bath."Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm onlyher...
06/20/2013
  -     The Arrogance of Authority... A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."The rancher said, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there.....", as he pointed out a distant locatio...
06/20/2013
Rationale For High Capacity Gun Magazines       A man walked into his crowded local bar, waved a revolver around and yelled "Who in here has been sleeping with my wife?"A voice from the back of the bar yelled back "You're gonna need more ammo!"
05/30/2013
Rainmaker
369,000

StevePeters, Jr.

Broker/Owner Peters Realty
local_phone(717) 567-3030
smartphone(717) 275-4405
Contact The Author