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1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.  5.Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and...
09/09/2010
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In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb' ------------ Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only... Ladies Forbidden'... and thus, the word...
09/09/2010
New York resident Kathy Evans brought humiliation to her friends and family when she set a new standard for stupidity with her appearance on the popular TV show, 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.'Evans, a 32-year-old wife and mother of two, got stuck on the first question and proceeded to make what...
09/09/2010
A Priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and to give a little speech at the dinner.However, he was delayed, so the Priest decided to say his own few words while t...
09/08/2010
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Grandpa and Grandma were visiting the kids overnight, when Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet.He asked the son about using one of the pills, and the son said "I don't think you should take one; they're very strong and very expensive.""How much?" asked Grandpa.$10.00 a ...
09/05/2010
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John invited his mother over for dinner one evening. During the meal, she couldn't help but notice how attractive his roommate Judy was. She had been suspicious of a relationship between her son and his roommate for quite some time, but this only made her more curious. She watched the two of them...
09/05/2010
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A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The woman jumps up, shoves the guy in a corner of the bedroom, rubs him down in baby oil and covers him in talcum powder.'Don't move! You're a statue!'The husband comes up to the bedroom and inquires about the new decoration. The w...
09/05/2010
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A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years.One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant.Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child. If she sta...
09/05/2010
Most of the work - and there is very little of it - can be done in advance, and the last-minute stir-frying, which is the ideal way to cook this, takes only a few minutes. It's possible to do the entire cooking in advance if you wish. Just remember to reheat the prawns over a low flame. 12 raw ju...
09/05/2010
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     A chef in Texas has created what he claims is the world's first recipe for deep-fried beer. The beer is placed inside a pocket of salty, pretzel-like dough and then dunked in oil at 375 degrees for about 20 seconds, a short enough time for the confection to remain alcoholic. When diners take...
09/05/2010
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