humor: Cynicism
- 09/02/07 01:34 AM
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. Of course, so does falling down a flight of stairs. Never say die. I've tried, and it doesn't actually make people die. Never underestimate your ability to overestimate your ability. Laughter is the best medicine, but in certain situations the Heimlich maneuver may be more appropriate. It takes a village to raise a child to hate all of the people in the next village. The key to someone's heart is never lost: It's just that the locks were changed 'cause you're some sort of psycho. You have to learn to crawl before you can grovel. If you … (56 comments)
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. Of course, so does falling down a flight of stairs.
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