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Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the Doctor has toldhim that he has only 24 hours to live. Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife for sex. She agrees, so they make love. About 6 hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, 'Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours ...

On their wedding night, the young brideApproached her new husband and asked For $20.00 for their first lovemakingEncounter. In his highly aroused state,Her husband readily agreed.This scenario was repeated each time they madeLove, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was aCute way fo...

Dumb Alabama Laws:It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. Dominoes may not be played on Sunday. Looking for more dumb laws? Check out DumbLaws.com! You may not drive barefooted. It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.It is illegal to impersonate a person of t...

An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed. As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, 'What time of night to be ...

Q: What is the difference between a Ph.D. in mathematics and a large pizza?A: A large pizza can feed a family of four...Q: What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher?A: The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work - the philosopher can do without ...

Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is." "Of course I do," he indignantly answered, going out the door to the office. At 10 am, the doorbell rang, and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long stemmed red ...

A Preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more.There is a hush within the congregation.... no one wants him to leave.Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the City stands up and proclaims, ...."If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with...

The local parish had a fairly new priest. He had wonderful, innovative ideas that were, for the most part accepted by the congregation.His mentor - a "higher ranking" priest came for a visit - to see how he was doing. After looking the parish over, the senior priest said, "Father John, your idea ...

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh! Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males , 2 Females," he replied. "How can you tell them apart?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on...

On their 50th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration. "Tell us Tom, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years with your wife?" Tom responds, "Well, I've ...