bergen county realtor: Since, it's THAT time of year, I figured I'll share this with you. Enjoy!
- 03/07/09 09:24 AM
Actual 'Letter to the Editor' from the February 5th edition of the Wichita Falls, Texas Times Record News... Dear IRS, I am sorry to inform you that I will not be able to pay taxes owed April 15, but all is not lost. I have paid these taxes: accounts receivable tax, building permit tax, CDL tax, cigarette tax, corporate income tax, dog licence tax, federal income tax, unemployment tax, gasoline tax, hunting licence tax, fishing licence tax, waterfowl stamp tax, inheritance tax, inventory tax, liquor tax, luxury tax, medicare tax, city, school and county property tax (up 33 percent last … (1 comments)
2 Bedroom Rental in downtown Jersey City. Has all the amenities including gym,pool, sauna, jacuzzi, pool room, poker room private movie theater among others. Shuttle goes every 15 minutes to Path trains. … (2 comments)
bergen county realtor: Thought for the day
- 05/27/08 10:14 AM
Someone sent this to me and I think, regardless if you have a pet, or not, we all could use some of the cat's wisdom:) Handle every stressful situation like my pet! Piss on it, and walk away. … (10 comments)
bergen county realtor: Too beautiful not to share...
- 01/25/08 02:33 PM
> A scene you will probably never get to see>> This is the sunset at the North Pole with the moon at its closest > point.>> You also see the sun below the moon. An amazing photo and not one>> easily duplicated.
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bergen county realtor: Stress Management
- 01/11/08 07:44 AM
A lecturer, when explaining stress management to an audience, raised a glass of water and asked, 'How heavy is this glass of water? ' Answers called out ranged from 8oz. To 20 oz. The lecturer replied, 'The absolute weight doesn't matter . It depends on how long you try to hold it. 'If I hold it for a minute, that's not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I'll have an ache in my right arm. If I hold it for a day, you'll have to call an ambulance.' 'In each case, it's the same weight, but the longer … (3 comments)
bergen county realtor: Florida Retirees Poker Game
- 12/19/07 09:59 AM
Six retired Floridians were playing poker in the condo clubhouse whenMeyerwitz loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops deadat the table. Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five continue playing standing up.Finklestien looks around and asks, "So, who's gonna tell his wife?"They cut the cards. Goldberg picks the two of clubs and has to deliverthe news.They tell him to be discreet, gentle. Don't make a bad situation worse. "Discreet? I 'm the most discreet person you'll ever meet.Discretion is my middle name. Leave it to me."Goldberg goes over to the Meyerwitz apartment and knocks … (4 comments)
bergen county realtor: How far are you willing to go?
- 12/15/07 04:36 AM
Maria Borsi with her blog http://activerain.com/blogsview/307751/Invite-others-BONUS-POINTS got me thinking; knowing, how most people are online these days, are you willing to get to them by getting your face/profile on as many websites as possible, or are you being selective? And as far as consumers are concerned, do they go to certain websites in their searches, or do they type in house search and see, what comes up? http://njmls.com/, ealtor.com, http://newjersey.craigslist.org/ and many are obvious, but what about the ones such as facebook.com ? I would be very curious to know from both realtors, where they post, and consumers, where they go … (7 comments)
Carefree living could be yours! Say goodbye to shoveling snow, or cutting grass because it is included with your monthly maintenance fees at this condo development. One floor living on a 2nd floor. Spacious 2 bedroom, 2 bath condo w/sliding doors onto terrace from master bedroom and from living room; walk-in closet; laundry in unit; detached garage. Complex fFeatures heated pool, sauna, gym, tennis courts, playground, community room. Shops within walking distance. Easy access to major highways and NY transportation. … (5 comments)
I HOPE THIS WILL PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE AND IN YOUR HEART. Tribute to a man who DID make a difference:
ON TURNING 70 "You still chase women, but only downhill". ON TURNING 80 "That's the time of your life when even your birthday suit needs pressing." ON TURNING 90 "You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake." ON TURNING 100 " I don't feel old. In fact I don't feel anything until noon . Then it's … (3 comments)
bergen county realtor: The Power of Will
- 11/29/07 12:26 AM
Someone sent this to me via email and I was so moved by it, I wanted to share it with Active Rain community. It is astounding what a human being is able to acomplish, once they put their mind to it. If you are unable to view this video clip on AR, go to the following url address: http://youtube.com/watch?v=lsUliJKiHxA to watch it. … (4 comments)
Actual 'Letter to the Editor' from the February 5th edition of the ;)
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